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O.M.G. I’m THAT person!
So… I just did this… AND I’M NOT SORRY!!! ORKO HAS HIS OWN FACEBOOK PAGE… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! http://www.facebook.com/#!/orko.munoz (please be Orko’s friend, as Hubby will soon be sending his mother to the loony bin and he’ll need all the friends he … Continue reading
Webcams, there to show your shame… or your puppies…
Orko has started going to doggy day care… SHUT UP,IT’S ONLY ONCE A WEEK!!!! … sorry… I used to make fun of people who took their dogs to doggy day care and now that I’m one of them, I constantly … Continue reading
Don’t panic, that’s just his penis
Okay the title totally gives away the punch line of the story of my stupidity, but I don’t care, cause it’s funny. So story time, Orko is the first puppy I’ve ever owned. So I’m constantly learning knew things about him. 1. … Continue reading
Sometimes You Just Have to Throw the Penis Out
Trust me, this will all make sense soon. Hubby: I got Orko a present! Me: YAY!… what is that? Hubby: It’s a bull stick. Me: okay? Hubby: A bull stick, it’s a dried out bulls penis. Me: EYW! BABE! GROSS! Hubby: Oh … Continue reading
It’s okay to love your toys… just don’t lllooooovvvveeee your toys
So as I last posted, Hubby and I have FINALLY gotten a puppy. And like all new parents, we are spoiling the bajeesus out of him. We’ve had him a full week and I have purchased over 8 toys for him … Continue reading
It’s like torture… but without the torture…
Could NOT get to sleep last night. My mind took that opportunity to wander all over the fraking place. 1:26am… wide awake… fanfreakingtastic… 1:35am… look at hubby sleeping soundly… that’s so fucking annoying… 1:36am… is he snoring!?! Oh come on! … Continue reading
You’ve destroyed a friendship… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Okay! I’m starting to get death threats, so I will now tell the story of Ashley’s Awesomely Evil Surprise Birthday… but first, BACK STORY!… shut up, every great story needs back up. February – Ashley announces she wants to have her 30th … Continue reading
I was winning… until Ashley kitty photo bombed us.
Ashley, Tracy, and I thought it would be a GREAT idea to all go on a diet together… I know, I know images of train wrecks and nuclear explosions suddenly jumped in front of your eyes, but stick with me. … Continue reading
Happy Holidays!… and watch your back
Like to give a big holiday shout out to my buddy Kim who sent me this awesomely awful pic of a couples glamor shot with their cat. Double big holiday shout out to Lynn for photo shopping it and making it my … Continue reading
Cease and Desist from using the J word!
My blog had its 6-month anniversary last October. I felt bad when I realized this important milestone had passed and I had done nothing to celebrate this special occasion. So imagine my surprise that, after the realization of my forgetation, my blog was … Continue reading
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