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Facebook is Going to the Dogs… Literally.

As you all know Orko has his own Facebook page.  And he posted this ADORABLE photo to our friend Tracy’s Facebook page, addressed to her dog Nigel… who shockingly does NOT have his own Facebook page… just saying Tracy… And just … Continue reading

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My Horn Needs an Attitude Adjustment

Someone needs to invent a car horn that will honk with the same emotion that you are feeling when you press it. And I don’t mean one of those novelty horns that you can attach to your car that honks sounds like … Continue reading

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Okay, Now My Dad’s Involved… Shit Just Got Real… YOU’RE GOING DOWN DEVIL!!!

Per my last two-part blog posts, you are now VERY familiar with my experience of having the Devil as a substitute teacher for my 1st grade class. If you haven’t read them yet, here are the links… Part 1… Part 2… hurry up … Continue reading

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My 1st Grade Teacher is the Reason Why Dried Fruit Makes Me Cry… Part 2

Okay starting where we left off… Being a sweet, innocent, little girl, I was naively excited to have Satan as my substitute teacher. After all, she was always nice to me when she visited our cabin and she was my very … Continue reading

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My 1st Grade Teacher is the Reason Why Dried Fruit Makes Me Cry… Part 1

So I was listening to Daria, Mitch and Ted on 105.1 The Buzz on the radio last night.  Daria was telling one of her HILARIOUS childhood stories, about a crazy teacher she had when she was young, and it got … Continue reading

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Apparently it’s not a good smoothie unless you’ve paid $600 for it…

This conversation is for all you readers out there who thought I was the crazy one in this relationship… HA! Hubby: I think we should get healthy. Me: Love this idea!  I really need to lose some inches, I’m on the … Continue reading

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I neutered my dog on Valentines Day and now I’m being haunted by his balls… seriously.

Let me just start by stating that I’m not a bad person, or a sadist, or a hater of stupid holidays created by Hallmark. It’s just that was the only day they had open for surgery for like months! And let’s think … Continue reading

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I’m addicted! But it’s a good addiction… although it did almost end my marriage and set fire to $10,000 worth of computer hardware…

I finished my first Vlog and it was a blast! I’m totally addicted to it now. I think I’ll make this a regular thing, especially since everything is all set up on my computer, and hubby has started talking to … Continue reading

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And That’s Why The Radio DJ Had to Die… Horribly.

Me: GGAAAHHHHH!!! He just said “bro” again, that’s the 5th time in 2 minutes he’s said bro. WHY! WHY! WHY, DOES HE KEEP SAYING IT!? You know he’s probably a 40 year old man who just wants to sound like a … Continue reading

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The End is Near!… time to exercise.

Hubby and I are hard-core surfers… channel surfers that is.  We will not stay on a channel longer then 2 seconds before moving on to something else. This could drive some couples mad, but Hubby and I have set up … Continue reading

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