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CIA Cat’s Dirty Secret Revealed!

You know, you think you’ve raised them right.  Taught them how to use the litter box, showed them that scratching the furniture makes them a bad kitty, helped them discover that loving head butts get treats, but chewing on Prada gets them 30 minutes in … Continue reading

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Kevin Bacon’s 6 Degrees of Killing You

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Hey Hasbro! Stop fucking with my childhood!

I saw the most hideous commercial on tv last night. Credit Card Monopoly… ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?! It’s exactly like the good old-fashioned Monopoly I grew up with, EXCEPT now instead of using paper money, you swipe a plastic bank card… COME ON! The best … Continue reading

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Don’t ask me about dating, I’m married I know nothing

I love my bitches (not being crude that’s the name of my group of gal friends) and would do anything for them, but when it comes to offering advice on dating, I let them down every time. Apparently dating in the … Continue reading

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Started with pee in Cheerios, had to know it would end with 2 girls and a cup

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Evil Purple Unicorn Wants Me to Kill

I was standing in the checkout line at the little korean owned snack shop in my building when I felt someone watching me.  I turned around to see this staring at me from the shelf. Me: HOLY SHIT! Uni: Don’t … Continue reading

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My Mother Ladies and Gentlemen

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My father and I aren’t allowed to play board games together.

My father and I love games, especially the awesomely fantastically wonderful board game Cranium.  This game has everything! Sculpting, Word Jumbles, Spelling, Trivia, and Charades. However after the Christmas 2007 incident, my dad and I are no longer allowed to play it … Continue reading

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Poor Hubby… aka The Abuser

Everyone knows that my hubby is the sweetest man in the world. Really it’s extremely annoying, my family and friends believe he can do no wrong.  If my hubby and I have an argument and I go to my girlfriends to … Continue reading

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Best Lunch Meeting EVER!

“You girls are lucky, you never had to learn how to work with a Wang.” That was the sentence that started the greatest department admin lunch meeting ever. I’ll give you a quick history lesson, so you understand what my manager … Continue reading

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