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We had a plan and I failed!
Well people it happened! Hubby and I set up a Fire Contingency Plan last week and BAM! We woke up to fire alarms going off this morning… and sadly my plan did not quite go as… well as planned. BBBBEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP … Continue reading
Top 10 Reasons This Was The Best Weekend EVER!
1. Hubby’s Company Picnic + Waterballoon toss + “accidental” toss to Hubby’s face + Hubby retaliating with badly aimed throw that takes out Cheryl from accounting = Total Water War Armageddon that lasted over an hour and left too many casualties to … Continue reading
But Officer What If I Break The Window?
People that leave their dogs in a locked car on a hot day deserve the spot in hell usually reserved for pediphiles and people who talk on their phone while at the movies… ya they’re that bad. While waiting for my hubby outside his … Continue reading
No Poo… Oh Shit!
Me: Babe when was the last time you cleaned the litter box? Hubby: Is this a trick question? Me: SHIT! Hubby: Ok! I’m on it, calm yourself. Me: No, I’ve been cleaning it regularly. Hubby: So that WAS a trick question. … Continue reading
IT STILL COUNTS, YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!
Me: YOU CHEATING BASTARD! Hubby: huh… wha… Me: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU LEFT ME FOR HER! Hubby: Babe, what the… HEY, STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR PILLOW! Me: You deserve it you cheating, good for nothing, Casanova wanna be, asshole! Hubby: What are you … Continue reading
Tif hates Katie Holmes… I don’t know why
Last night Tif and I were watching our favorite shared show ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ and texting our views on the dancers and the judges. We text because we were banned from talking by Hubby as our voices “hit pitches only … Continue reading
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Tagged dancing, Friends, fun, funny, hate, hubby, Humor, katie holmes, life, marriage, random, reviews, sytycd, television, texting, tv, weird
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Country Life = Horney Chickens and Pissed Off Birds
So my parents have bought the farm… AH! No, seriously they’ve retired to their little farm. So Hubby and I went up and visited them last week and learned a little more about farming then we really needed to know. Me: Dad I can’t believe … Continue reading
You’re the navigator, catch the damn corn!
Hubby and I just got back from our vacation with my family and while I’ll be blogging about all the awesomely awesome things we did, I HAVE to first tell the story about our drive home because it was truly … Continue reading
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