Tag Archives: marriage

And Her Tombstone Will Read, “Killed by Costco Tuna”

“I’m dying!”, I declared as a threw myself onto the couch next to Hubby. Hubby continued playing his multi-player X-Box game, “oh, that’s too bad… MIKE WATCH YOUR FLANK!”. Me: Babe! Would you please take the headset off so I … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

It’s so sad when a girl has to buy her own flask

A flask should be a gift, NEVER to be bought for oneself. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I was brought up.  It’s one of those life rules, right up there with don’t put your elbows on the table … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments

Don’t ask me about dating, I’m married I know nothing

I love my bitches (not being crude that’s the name of my group of gal friends) and would do anything for them, but when it comes to offering advice on dating, I let them down every time. Apparently dating in the … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 14 Comments

Who’s the Worlds Greatest Wife? THIS GAL!… huh not the same impact without seeing me doing the thumb pose

As a mention in my home shopping debacle post, I went to a wine tasting last week.  And like all my wine tastings it was AWESOME!  However, this wine tasting was a little more awsomer then the others.  Like all truly … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

I AM PULLING DAMMIT!

After 10 years of marriage I had thought that Hubby got me, I had thought he understood the complicated workings that are me and was prepared for anything I threw at him.  Never have I been so wrong. It all … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

My Blog is 6 Months Old… Was That Time Wasted?

My blog is 6 months old… I feel like it’s been longer.  This thought started up a conversation with me and myself.  Me:  What are other things we could have been doing in those 6 months?  Myself:  Well per Lifehacker.com … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 10 Comments

Is It Bad Luck Or God Being A Jerk?

Hubby and I were both raised Catholic, which means neither of us has any desire to go to church now that we’re on our own and away from our families.  But I’m beginning to think that God is sending “subtle” hints … Continue reading

Posted in CIA Cat, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

There Is No We In Baby

Hubby: I think we should have babies. Me: *SNORT* *COUGH* *COUGH* Hubby: You okay there babe? Me: Gin and Tonic… up nose… *gasp*… give me a second. Hubby: ok Me: Phew, okay I think I’m good, now what were you … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Marriage means NOT saying the first thing that comes to mind

Yesterday Hubby and I were driving to get some delicious FroYo. Me: But babe I LOVE gummy bears, it’s really mean that you wont let me get gummy bears on my FroYo. Hubby: Those gummy bears are stale! Me: SO!?! That’s the way I like … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

TUTU!!!… that is all

So while I was packing for the great and awesome Portland to Coast relay, hubby felt he had to make a comment about EVERYTHING that was going in my bag. Hubby: 10 pairs of socks? You’re walking for 2 days. … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments