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The Apartment’s on Fire! I’ll Get My Pink Hat!!

I blame my lazy, dirty neighbors for Hubby not talking to me. Me: I smell burnt toast. Hubby: ya, me too. Me: Are you cooking toast. Hubby: nope Me: Are you sure? Hubby: Babe, if I was cooking toast and … Continue reading

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CIA Cat Goes to the Vet

I’m happy to say that this years annual exam found CIA Cat healthy and the Megacolon clear! AND… This year Hubby came along for the first time, which I think CIA Cat really appreciated as he’s her favorite. I will … Continue reading

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We are the worst pet parents… but at least we’re funny

Every year it happens and every year it completely freaks me out… CIA Cat’s annual exam… god be with us.  However during our strategy meeting I discovered something startling that had nothing to do with CIA Cat. Hubby: Ok, so I’ll … Continue reading

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He ment well… but now I’m bloaty!

Hubby: Hungry? Me: I could nosh. Hubby: Great!  I’m making Eggs Benedict! Me: … Babe, it’s 10 o’clock at night.  I was thinking popcorn. Hubby: No, I got all the stuff and you love Eggs Benedict. Me: Ya, on a Sunday morning accompanied … Continue reading

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So aparantly all dog owners are psychopaths

I learn the most interesting things while Hubby and I are just driving around. Me: Why can’t I have a dog? Hubby: We live in a one bedroom apartment. Me: So we’ll get a small… Hubby: I will NEVER own … Continue reading

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The aaaawwwwwww Story, also known as, HOLY SH*T I’M GONNA DIE Story

I can’t believe I haven’t told the aaaaawwwwww story yet.  It’s called the aaaawwwwww story because that’s the noise girls usually make after I tell them the story.  I personally think of it by the other name, HOLY SH*T I’M GONNA DIE, because … Continue reading

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CIA Cat Needs a Friend… KAHN!

Walking into work today I saw this flier… I must have KAHN! So I emailed the pic to Hubby telling him we should get CIA Cat a buddy and waited for a reply… it never came. So I called him. Me: (sing … Continue reading

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I can’t tell the chicken story until I tell the CIA Cat story

Me: Michelle please let me blog about how much money you’ve paid the vet for your sick “pet” chicken. Michelle: No Me: AH COME ON! It’s really funny, but sweet cause it shows what a good person you are. Michelle: … Continue reading

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CIA Cat knows a trick… kind of

Last night Hubby declared that he had taught CIA Cat a trick.  I had planned to give you a play by play of the events that followed… but it’s so sunny outside… and I’ve had like a million cups of … Continue reading

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Our New Hammock Almost Castrated Hubby

I would like to start this post, as I’ve started several before, by stating IT WASN’T MY FAULT!  I mean how was I to know that CIA Cat would have such a conniption fit about being tossed on the new … Continue reading

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