Tag Archives: Humor
Monkey goes to the Salon
There has been talk that I have not been taking very good care of Drunkey Monkey *cough* *cough* *pissykittyslitterbox.com* *cough*. So I took him to Salon de Monique. Now hopefully these vicious DM abuse rumors will stop… even though he … Continue reading
CIA Cat + Drunkey Monkey = WTF!
Found this picture… Apparently they go way back!! What if DM is a spy sent by CIA Cat… this makes me question our whole relationship!
The Curse of the Lame Black Eye Stories
Just once I would like to get a black eye and have an AMAZING story to go along with it. Something like, I was attacked by crazed black bears looking for honey or I was assaulted by ninja kitties high … Continue reading
Monkey goes to the ER
Once again I have gotten a black eye, and I swear I find the lamest ways to get them. This time it involved my softball team the “Mother Sluggers” and an evil, evil ball that had it out for me. BUT that’s … Continue reading
Best Lunch Meeting EVER!
“You girls are lucky, you never had to learn how to work with a Wang.” That was the sentence that started the greatest department admin lunch meeting ever. I’ll give you a quick history lesson, so you understand what my manager … Continue reading
Monkey goes to Zoo Brew 2011
Drunkey Monkey had an awesome time at the Oregon Zoo Brew! (Zoo Brew is an AMAZING event where tons of brewries give away drinks while you walk around the zoo communing with nature. DM thinks this is the best idea … Continue reading
Arguing with Me, Myself, and I
Just had a pretty upsetting argument with myself over lunch. It all started with me microwaving the left over steak from last night’s dinner. Me: mmmmmmmm steak. Myself: um… Me… what are you doing? Me: About to eat this delicious … Continue reading
