Tag Archives: Humor
Oh what a pretty color… I’ll take that guys eye!
Found this old string of emails and thought it was hilarious, yet a little sad… I’m not really that bright. From: Mona To: Ang Subject: An ULCER!!!! Date: Wed, 30 Apr 2008 I have a freaking ulcer on my eye!!!! … Continue reading
Dear Mom: I’m an addict… who knew?!?
So my mother is a HUGE fan of my writing and has requested that I start posting some of the emails that I’ve sent her from times long ago. Since I love my fans (and my mother) here we go. … Continue reading
Dude, I mean… Dude.
Hubby: So I read your blog. Me: You did!?! EEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! SO!? Whatchya think? Hubby: You say Dude way too much. Me: DUDE! Crap. Hubby: SEE! You need to seriously lay of the Dude’s, you use it for everything. Me: But, but, … Continue reading
No really it’s ok, I just died a little inside that’s all.
So I have a friend Ashley. I’m using her real name as she deserves the shame I’m about to share. Oh look at that I even included pictures, wow I must be really upset. I had thought Ashley was my … Continue reading
Inappropriate IMing at Work
I Almost Died… Vicariously Through Someone Else
“Oh My God!” I yelled as I collapsed at the restaurant table, “I Almost Died!” I explained, grabbing Cheri’s drink out of her hand and downing it. “Oh My God!” Cheri cried, “You just stole my drink!!” “Focus!” I screeched, “I almost died walking … Continue reading
7B Idaho Plates Almost Killed My Family… Good Times!!
I was walking into work today and saw a little Subaru with 7B Idaho license plates and instantly got homesick. 7B is the code for my home town in Idaho. I then started laughing as I remembered a family vacation that … Continue reading
Per the Internet, I’m dying… or fine… it’s hard to say
So while I was at the ER with my split open head from that evil possessed softball, the doctor noticed it had been forever since my last Tetanus shot and suggested I get one while there. I pointed out I hadn’t … Continue reading
Poor Hubby… aka The Abuser
Everyone knows that my hubby is the sweetest man in the world. Really it’s extremely annoying, my family and friends believe he can do no wrong. If my hubby and I have an argument and I go to my girlfriends to … Continue reading
