Tag Archives: Humor
I Used the Force Against CIA Cat
Last night I was enjoying a little tele on the couch when I felt something brush against the back of my leg. I looked over my shoulder and saw my cat aka CIA cat. And I did NOT like the look … Continue reading
Blah Blah Blah Chlamydia Blah Blah Blah
Have you ever been told a story that you really weren’t paying any attention to? Usually because something else was on your mind, the story was just too boring, or (like me) you were too busy wondering where the hell … Continue reading
Monkey goes to the Beach
Never fails, you take Drunky Monkey to the beach and he has to ride EVERYTHING!! Sadly the Crab did not want be ridden and there was a fight…
T and M Swan Lake Review
Tif, my good friend and loyal co-worker, and I have a love hate relationship. We LOVE to HATE anything and everything the other one LOVES… follow? Tif LOVES ballet, I therefore HATE the shoes, the anorexia, the tights (except on … Continue reading
Did he just shush me?!?
I have an amazing friend… to protect her identity let’s call her … Cheri. So Cheri is AMAZING, funny, hot, kick ass to be around, and president of my wine club, a perfect friend for me. BUT like all amazing girls, Cheri … Continue reading
Worlds AWESOMEST Gift
My buddy Rich was quickly approaching another monumental birthday and I was seriously stuck trying to find the awesomest birthday gift ever. But finally after HOURS of Google searching, crying, hair pulling, and wailing… I FOUND IT. It was so … Continue reading
I’m not allowed to Captain a Fishing Boat in Alaska
Before my hubby and I were married we were ADORABLE star-crossed lovers, separated during our college summers with me home waitressing in Idaho and him home fishing in Alaska. By our second summer apart we decided that I should come … Continue reading
What Would Chuck Norris Do?
It was a beautiful day, the sun was out, my car windows were down and the radio was blaring as I drove to pick my hubby up from work. I was sitting happily at a stop sign, belting out a … Continue reading
Oh, Like You Haven’t Set Yourself on Fire
Let me just start by stating I’m not a complete idiot… but I have been known to act before thinking. An excellent example of this would be when I accidentaly set my bathroom on fire… along with myself. Let me … Continue reading
My Cat Should Work for the CIA
My cat used to be cool. She would sleep at the foot of the bed until I got up; proceed to do some kitty yoga stretches and slowly follow me to the kitchen, patiently waiting at her cat bowl for … Continue reading
