Tag Archives: Humor

Just Call Me Fat Fat Fatty McFatten

Posted on July 6, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

Me: I’m Fat Hubby: No you’re not, you’re gorgeous. Me: Oh honey that’s sweet, but you don’t know the truth. Hubby: Babe you’re perfect, you don’t need to lose a pound… what truth? Me: *sigh* Alright I didn’t want to have … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged buddha, fat, fatty, funny, honesty, hubby, Humor, life, marriage, mcfatten, trouble, truth, watermelon | 7 Comments

I’ll be there on your judgement day

Posted on July 5, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

SOME BASTARD STOLE MY FOG LIGHT GRILLE COVERS! So what you say? Why the fuss? No big deal. IT IS A FREAKING BIG DEAL!! And I believe that where ever that BASTARD is he has NO idea how much he’s FRACKED with my … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged audi, birthday, drama, family, funny, god, hubby, Humor, judgement, life, overpriced, pearly gates, repair, thief, weekend | 6 Comments

CIA Cat Totally Played Me!

Posted on July 3, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

Once again CIA Cat has made me her bitch. I think my little Jedi mind trick pissed her off and she hatched up this sneaky ass scheme to get me back! It started a couple of weeks ago. I began … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA Cat, Humor | Tagged animal, bitch, cat, dying, evil, hubby, Humor, life, sick | 7 Comments

Late Night IMing… Mom please don’t read this post

Posted on June 30, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

Posted in Facebook/IM Dialogue, Humor | Tagged Friends, fun, funny, Humor, mom, no, notty, online, please, silly, talk, weird | Leave a comment

How Jazz Hands Won Us The Game!

Posted on June 29, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

It’s happened people! It’s finally happened!! My softball team the Mother Sluggers has FINALLY won a game (that didn’t include a forfeit). Now it was all very exciting and I could give you an excruciating detailed description of all the amazing … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged baseball, bears, co-worders, commentary, dancing, Friends, fun, funny, Humor, jazz, jazz hands, jig, monkey, softball, winning | Leave a comment

Hubby has Magical Powers

Posted on June 28, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

I don’t like to brag but… MY HUBBY HAS MAGICAL POWERS!!! Shocking I know, but I discovered his amazing gift last night. We were driving home from stuffing ourselves at our favorite taco stand, and by we I mean me. … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged car, conversations, Driving, food, funny, Humor, life, lights, love, magic, marriage, overeating, puppies, taco, taco god, tums, wizard | 6 Comments

We’ve got an admin down… ADMIN DOWN!!

Posted on June 27, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

Today started like any other Monday, me sitting at my desk waiting for my older than dirt laptop to start-up while I pondered if driving my car off the bridge this morning would have been better or worse then coming into work today. I could have … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged annoying, borken elbow, cast, co-worker, excuse, family, funny, Humor, jogger, life, perky, sad, weekend, work | 4 Comments

My father and I aren’t allowed to play board games together.

Posted on June 27, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

My father and I love games, especially the awesomely fantastically wonderful board game Cranium. This game has everything! Sculpting, Word Jumbles, Spelling, Trivia, and Charades. However after the Christmas 2007 incident, my dad and I are no longer allowed to play it … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged amelia earhart, birds, charades, clinton, cranium, family, fight, fun, games, Humor, stupid birds, wrong | 4 Comments

Please ask your child/dwarf to stop molesting me

Posted on June 24, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

In my rush to be the first to comment I did not spellcheck… it’s ok… still funny!

Posted in Humor | Tagged children, dwarf, facebook, funny, Humor, life, misspell, picture, yogurt | 7 Comments

Why Does the Devil Hate Us??

Posted on June 24, 2011 by But That's For Another Blog

Wrap up to yesterday’s email post, just incase you were worried I truly was walking around with a dead dude’s cornea. From: Mona To: Ang Subject: Friday Date: Fri, 2 May 2008 So how did the golfing go yesterday?? Hubby and I … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged airport, car, devil, Drinking, email, flight, friend, funny, guest, Humor, life, neighbor, nice, towed, travel, trouble, vampire | 1 Comment