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CIA Cat Needs a Friend… KAHN!

Walking into work today I saw this flier… I must have KAHN! So I emailed the pic to Hubby telling him we should get CIA Cat a buddy and waited for a reply… it never came. So I called him. Me: (sing … Continue reading

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Apparently Nerdy CAN be Slutty

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I can’t tell the chicken story until I tell the CIA Cat story

Me: Michelle please let me blog about how much money you’ve paid the vet for your sick “pet” chicken. Michelle: No Me: AH COME ON! It’s really funny, but sweet cause it shows what a good person you are. Michelle: … Continue reading

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I Missed the Chance to Drink with an Alien… DAMMIT!

Me: So Kim, looked like you had a good time at the wine tasting last Friday. Kim: Ya that had to be one of the best wine tastings ever, I can’t believe you left early. Me: Why, what I miss? … Continue reading

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Evil Purple Unicorn Wants Me to Kill

I was standing in the checkout line at the little korean owned snack shop in my building when I felt someone watching me.  I turned around to see this staring at me from the shelf. Me: HOLY SHIT! Uni: Don’t … Continue reading

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Monkey goes to my Kickball game

I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned this, but I’m on a kickball team… ya that’s the game you played in elementary school that was like baseball, but instead of bats and hard balls it was played with a big red bouncy … Continue reading

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CIA Cat knows a trick… kind of

Last night Hubby declared that he had taught CIA Cat a trick.  I had planned to give you a play by play of the events that followed… but it’s so sunny outside… and I’ve had like a million cups of … Continue reading

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Are You Sure? Seriously, ARE YOU SURE!?!

Stylist Claire (rhymes with hair, tee hee, ok sorry I’m done SC from here on out): So this is it, we’re cutting it?? Me: Yep, we’re totally cutting it! SC: No Doubts? Me: NO DOUBTS! (Harp Strings) SC: What’s that? … Continue reading

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I’ve Just Made the Biggest Decision of My Life… SHIT.

Me: So??? What do you think? Tif:… Shit. Me: I know, but I’ve decided this is what I really want to do. Tif:.. wow… I mean… wow Me: Listen this took a lot of thought and I’m gonna be honest, it’s … Continue reading

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My Mother Ladies and Gentlemen

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