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He ment well… but now I’m bloaty!

Hubby: Hungry? Me: I could nosh. Hubby: Great!  I’m making Eggs Benedict! Me: … Babe, it’s 10 o’clock at night.  I was thinking popcorn. Hubby: No, I got all the stuff and you love Eggs Benedict. Me: Ya, on a Sunday morning accompanied … Continue reading

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OH THAT BURNS ME!

I’m 34 and Irish.  You would think that with 34 years of experience being a fair-skinned, freckled Irish gal, I would know that the Sun is not my friend… in fact it hates my fucking guts.  I forgot… I got burned… … Continue reading

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So aparantly all dog owners are psychopaths

I learn the most interesting things while Hubby and I are just driving around. Me: Why can’t I have a dog? Hubby: We live in a one bedroom apartment. Me: So we’ll get a small… Hubby: I will NEVER own … Continue reading

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It’s Her Own Fault For Asking Me

To: Mona From: Sarah Subject: Tasha’s Bachelorette Shin Dig… Date: Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:18:30 Hi Sweety, So I was taking to Rod and he said that Tasha’s bachelorette party is only her and two friends..??? I think we should do … Continue reading

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Curse You The Band Perry!!

It’s sad how it only takes 3 minutes to turn me from a happy normal woman to a complete emotional clusterfuck. Started with me happily sitting at work, typing away at my laptop, listening to my radio when ‘If I Die Young’ by … Continue reading

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Dude, Don’t Be a Catsist

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Ten things I know that you may not.

1. Eigh pints of Guinness will leave you legally blind for the night. Please only test this if you have a trustworthy friend that will stay with you during the entire night and not leave cause they think you’re joking… KAMI!! 2.  … Continue reading

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Why I will NEVER own a fish again… Part 3

Tif: I’m getting an extra caramel, extra whip caramel frapaccino, you? Me: *sigh* nonfat, sugar-free, no whip iced caramel latte. Tif: Your drink makes me sad. Me: Me too.  So number 5 reason why I shouldn’t own a fish again… are you … Continue reading

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Why I will NEVER own a fish again… Part 2

Tif: That’s gross. Me: It’s cottage cheese. Tif: Oh no, I didn’t ask what it is, I know what it is, I was just making a statement that it’s gross. Me: Sorry, but if I don’t start watching what I eat I’m … Continue reading

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Why I will NEVER own a fish again… Part 1

Tif: Mona, I found the most amazing thing in the company handbook! Me: Why, for the love of all that is holey, would you read the company handbook?  Oh wait, I know. Trying to find a loop hole for the no flip-flop … Continue reading

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