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Our New Hammock Almost Castrated Hubby

I would like to start this post, as I’ve started several before, by stating IT WASN’T MY FAULT!  I mean how was I to know that CIA Cat would have such a conniption fit about being tossed on the new … Continue reading

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Facebook Friends and Work Friends Should NEVER Meet

And this is why:

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Just Call Me Fat Fat Fatty McFatten

Me: I’m Fat Hubby: No you’re not, you’re gorgeous. Me: Oh honey that’s sweet, but you don’t know the truth. Hubby:  Babe you’re perfect, you don’t need to lose a pound… what truth? Me: *sigh* Alright I didn’t want to have … Continue reading

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I’ll be there on your judgement day

SOME BASTARD STOLE MY FOG LIGHT GRILLE COVERS! So what you say? Why the fuss? No big deal. IT IS A FREAKING BIG DEAL!!  And I believe that where ever that BASTARD is he has NO idea how much he’s FRACKED with my … Continue reading

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Late Night IMing… Mom please don’t read this post

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And that’s why I can never go back to that Starbucks

I love my Starbucks.  It’s right across the street from work.  They all know my name and great me when I visit.  And they know my drink by heart and give me extra flavoring cause I believe they truly love … Continue reading

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How Jazz Hands Won Us The Game!

It’s happened people! It’s finally happened!! My softball team the Mother Sluggers has FINALLY won a game (that didn’t include a forfeit). Now it was all very exciting and I could give you an excruciating detailed description of all the amazing … Continue reading

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Hubby has Magical Powers

I don’t like to brag but… MY HUBBY HAS MAGICAL POWERS!!! Shocking I know, but I discovered his amazing gift last night.  We were driving home from stuffing ourselves at our favorite taco stand, and by we I mean me. … Continue reading

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We’ve got an admin down… ADMIN DOWN!!

Today started like any other Monday, me sitting at my desk waiting for my older than dirt laptop to start-up while I pondered if driving my car off the bridge this morning would have been better or worse then coming into work today.  I could have … Continue reading

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Please ask your child/dwarf to stop molesting me

In my rush to be the first to comment I did not spellcheck… it’s ok… still funny!

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