Tag Archives: funny
Our New Hammock Almost Castrated Hubby
I would like to start this post, as I’ve started several before, by stating IT WASN’T MY FAULT! I mean how was I to know that CIA Cat would have such a conniption fit about being tossed on the new … Continue reading
Facebook Friends and Work Friends Should NEVER Meet
And this is why:
Just Call Me Fat Fat Fatty McFatten
Me: I’m Fat Hubby: No you’re not, you’re gorgeous. Me: Oh honey that’s sweet, but you don’t know the truth. Hubby: Babe you’re perfect, you don’t need to lose a pound… what truth? Me: *sigh* Alright I didn’t want to have … Continue reading
I’ll be there on your judgement day
SOME BASTARD STOLE MY FOG LIGHT GRILLE COVERS! So what you say? Why the fuss? No big deal. IT IS A FREAKING BIG DEAL!! And I believe that where ever that BASTARD is he has NO idea how much he’s FRACKED with my … Continue reading
Hubby has Magical Powers
I don’t like to brag but… MY HUBBY HAS MAGICAL POWERS!!! Shocking I know, but I discovered his amazing gift last night. We were driving home from stuffing ourselves at our favorite taco stand, and by we I mean me. … Continue reading

How Jazz Hands Won Us The Game!
It’s happened people! It’s finally happened!! My softball team the Mother Sluggers has FINALLY won a game (that didn’t include a forfeit). Now it was all very exciting and I could give you an excruciating detailed description of all the amazing … Continue reading →