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OH, No He Di’int!

Please read the title of this post again.  EXCEPT this time do it with a Sassy Puerto Rican accent, snap your fingers and pop your hip… aaahhhh much better. Ok, so as you all know I heart kickball… bbbuuutttt my love for it has been dwindling a … Continue reading

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If You Didn’t Want to be Embarrassed, You Shouldn’t Have Agreed to be My Friend

It’s totally true, if you are easily embarrassed you and I can never be friends. Tif just learned that 10 minutes ago while we were at Starbucks. Me: Ha! Tif: What? Me: I just remembered the greatest video from You Tube … Continue reading

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My Parents… Those Lying Bastards.

Looking in the mirror today I realized two things: 1. I have a lot of freckles 2. My parents are lying bastards. I remember being young and HATING my freckles.  But my parents told me not to worry because as I got … Continue reading

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Don’t Point Those Things at Me

LADIES would you please have other ladies backs…well fronts actually… okay let me explain. At work today Tif came by for our normal coffee run: Tif: Starbucks? Me: Hellz ya. Tif: WOW! Me: What? Tif: Nothing, I just didn’t realize … Continue reading

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My New Necklace is Trying to Kill Me

I LOVE accessories. You know the long-held fashion tip, before you walk out the door look in the mirror and take off one accessory? PPPPHHHHHTTTT!!! I say throw another on! The more the merrier! In fact the more you look … Continue reading

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Oh Dear God, Is That What We Sound Like?!

I’m a member of a club.  It’s an awesome club that welcomes any woman, along as she’s a bitch.  Well to be fair the club is called Bitches Be… so it only makes sense it be full of bitches.  We do tons … Continue reading

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LOOK OUT! Evil Purple Unicorn is Out Amongst Us!

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To Peel or Not To Peel… That is the gross question

So my epic sunburn has entered the itchy as hell stage, which means the inevitable is about to happen… peeling.  This brought on a serious discussion with some of my kickball teammates, the ‘That’s What She Said’, at our last game. (Yes … Continue reading

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CIA Cat Goes to the Vet

I’m happy to say that this years annual exam found CIA Cat healthy and the Megacolon clear! AND… This year Hubby came along for the first time, which I think CIA Cat really appreciated as he’s her favorite. I will … Continue reading

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We are the worst pet parents… but at least we’re funny

Every year it happens and every year it completely freaks me out… CIA Cat’s annual exam… god be with us.  However during our strategy meeting I discovered something startling that had nothing to do with CIA Cat. Hubby: Ok, so I’ll … Continue reading

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