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Doing Taxes Together aka Don’t Make Me Divorce You!

Hubby hates tax time, like every other American… (sad side note, I was gonna put “Hubby hates tax time like everyone in the world”, but then I wasn’t sure if other countries have taxes, but then I was like of … Continue reading

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Just when you thought skin cancer was the worst thing to happen to you.

You all know Sheri, my bestie who chose me over a wine snob and nearly got us kicked out of our favorite bar for making me scream chlamydia.  Well she’s back, and proving to me, on Facebook, that there are … Continue reading

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If you thought I swore too much last time…

Well per my past blog, they found some skin cancer on my nose. No biggie, they just sliced a bit, burned the hell out of the surrounding area, and called it good… but. I fucking hate buts. I get a call … Continue reading

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I’m high on grass… literally

So we’re all about getting healthy at work, and to help us on our path to nutrition nirvana, our trainer ,Jake, came in today to make us some wheat grass shots. Not just any wheat grass shots, his “special” wheat … Continue reading

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Blogging – Anyone Can Do It!!! Seriously, my friend just started and her blog is blowing my blog out of the water…

OKAY so I think everyone remembers my fantastic just married friend Tracy!  Remember, her wedding was the one that I ordered a bridesmaid dress 3 sizes too small because I was “so certain” I was gonna lose the weight by … Continue reading

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I think there’s something seriously wrong with us… seriously.

So you don’t have to be a hardcore follower of this blog to know that I love my dog, but as the great Janeane Garofalo said in ‘The Truth About Cats and Dogs‘; “You can love your dog… just don’t lllooovvveee … Continue reading

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Dammit shoes get your act together!!

So I had the most annoying conversation with my shoes today. Now before you call the crazy wagon, cause I believe my shoes can talk, let me just say… is there really a crazy wagon?? They had one in Beauty … Continue reading

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And now everyone in my office knows the history of Doctor Who… seriously, I gave a presentation… seriously

So my work has these catered lunches brought in every Monday.  And normally we just eat, talk, and then meander back to work. But, our head hauncho decided we should do something fun each Monday to go along with the … Continue reading

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What does your life really amount to, if your dog doesn’t even take you seriously?

So I woke up this morning with one of those uber rare feelings of “I’M GONNA GET SHIT DONE AND BE PRODUCTIVE!!”. Seeing how I NEVER feel this way I jumped out of bed and ripped the sheets of the … Continue reading

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I cooked the turkey because I didn’t want my husband to set the house on fire with a deep fryer… then I set the house on fire…

IT WAS NOT MY FAULT… okay it was a smidgen my fault… But more the dogs then mine… anywho… The Thanksgiving Fire of 2013, will be remembered right up there with The Great Bathroom Fire of 02‘, and The Lightning Striked … Continue reading

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