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Death by Toilette Paper Avalanche… I Always Knew That Would be the Way I Would Go.
So long story short… hahahhahahahaha, sorry sorry I’ve just never started a story that way. I mean the best part is the long part… THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Sorry, I’m still hitting the leftover Halloween candy pretty hard. SO, … Continue reading
Does pepper up the nose count as spousal abuse???
I’m pretty certain I have discovered the world’s greatest torture procedure, and I will even allow the government to steal it from me. Trust me, it will make even the die hardest of spies to tell all of their secrets … Continue reading
Don’t Ya Wish Your Bestie Was Awesome Like Mine!?!?!
So I drank all the Gin in the house… stop judging… okay judge a little, I would. So being funny, and pretty drunk, I sent my bestie Ashley a text with a photo of me with an empty glass and … Continue reading
GOOD GOD! Who Gave Those Women a Meetup Group!?!?!
So I’ve been in Arizona for almost 3 months and have been to hundreds of Meetup gatherings…. really??… you don’t know what meetup is!?!? DAMMIT READERS!! GET IT TOGETHER!!! Meetup.com is a site that allows you to join tons of … Continue reading
Texting, Keeping My Marriage Alive and Funny as Hell
So I’ve been gathering a smoregusboard (well that word just destroyed my spell check) of awesome/funny/horrifying texts from Hubby that I always want to blog about… but never actually do… I know shocker, that’s so unlike me… But the last … Continue reading
I HAVE THE PAIN TOLERANCE OF 10 MEN!!!… kinda…
I have always believed that I have an amazingly high pain tolerance. Okay granted, I’m sure almost everyone in the world believes they have a high pain tolerance, and they probably also believe that they could take a gun shot … Continue reading
And now my boss knows I poop…
This is why it sucks to have a blog, people you know read it… Some of you may remember I blogged a rather embarrassing, but funny as hell, story about my first unisex bathroom experience… couple days later I noticed … Continue reading
Put down the gun lady, I’m just here for a spray tan!
I’m not a beginner when it comes to spray tans, I’m Irish, it’s really the only way I can get a tan on my skin. There are 2 colors I’ve been able to pull off on my own, ‘Dead for … Continue reading
Someone should have prepared me for dog diarrhea
Dude, shut up, I don’t care if the title of this blog makes you sick, try being in my shoes!! … actually you’ll want to stay away from my pink pumps…Orko didn’t make it outside in time once… *shudder*. So … Continue reading
Finally, I’m NOT the weirdest one here!
So I had my company picture taken. I think it really captures my seriousness and professionalism, that people think of when they think of me… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA!!!!!! Sorry but dude, THAT was funny. Also check out my works link to … Continue reading
