Tag Archives: marriage
Make it so!
Me: BABE!BABE!BABE! Come see the new header for my blog! See, it has me, and Orko, and CIA Cat, and YOU! Hubby:… that’s not me. Me: No, no it’s not. But that’s why it says dot dot dot not really. … Continue reading
The End is Near!… time to exercise.
Hubby and I are hard-core surfers… channel surfers that is. We will not stay on a channel longer then 2 seconds before moving on to something else. This could drive some couples mad, but Hubby and I have set up … Continue reading
Don’t panic, that’s just his penis
Okay the title totally gives away the punch line of the story of my stupidity, but I don’t care, cause it’s funny. So story time, Orko is the first puppy I’ve ever owned. So I’m constantly learning knew things about him. 1. … Continue reading
Sometimes You Just Have to Throw the Penis Out
Trust me, this will all make sense soon. Hubby: I got Orko a present! Me: YAY!… what is that? Hubby: It’s a bull stick. Me: okay? Hubby: A bull stick, it’s a dried out bulls penis. Me: EYW! BABE! GROSS! Hubby: Oh … Continue reading
It’s okay to love your toys… just don’t lllooooovvvveeee your toys
So as I last posted, Hubby and I have FINALLY gotten a puppy. And like all new parents, we are spoiling the bajeesus out of him. We’ve had him a full week and I have purchased over 8 toys for him … Continue reading
Planes are Dodging Pigs and Hitler’s Bobsledding in Hell!
After all of my many, many, many failed attempts to get Hubby to agree to it… IT’S finally happened!!! NO! Not that… Dude, get your mind out of the gutter! WE GOT A PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!! He’s a mini australian shepherd, he’s adorable, and sweet, … Continue reading
The bases are different in Alaska… Really different.
So during our last kickball game Hubby, Ashley, and I got in an argument regarding how the “bases” are assigned. Ashley: HA HA I just realized that last runner got on second base twice! Once when he made it to … Continue reading
The Bloggess Would Have Been So Proud!
Hubby: What’s that? Me: Dude, I have like a million things in front of me, so you’re really gonna need to narrow that down. Hubby: What you just pulled out of the grocery bag. Me: An umbrella? Hubby: You bought … Continue reading
Shakespeare, getting you laid since 1592
I’m currently obsessed with all things Shakespearean, thanks to David Tennant aka Dr Who and Catherine Tate aka Donna, who star in a new adaptation of Much Ado About Nothing. People if you didn’t recognize any of those names… well … Continue reading
Finally! I’m not the dumbest person in this relationship!
Don’t get me wrong with the title, I’m not dumb… it’s just, sometimes I will say something that will make me pause and wonder how I’m able to put pants on in the morning. But not this time! Hubby finally … Continue reading
