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Who knew a broom could do that much destruction?

The quarantine has been lifted, Hubby has recovered from his walking death and life is back to normal in our household… kinda. The problem is our new apartments windows.  Don’t get me wrong, they’re fantastic.  They are floor to ceiling, big, … Continue reading

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Help us oh Great Immunity Totem, YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE!

Well Hubby’s dying and I’m pretty certain I’m next… SERIOUSLY!! He just came back from the doctor, after having a fever for 3 days, and said he was diagnosed with Walking Pneumonia… WALKING PNEUMONIA!! It’s basically just a couple letters off from … Continue reading

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Pledge Furniture Polish is for Furniture, NOT FLOORS!

So Hubby and I are LOVING our new apartment, especially all the hardwood floors! But because we’ve never had hardwood floors before, there have been some learning experiences. 1. All furniture should have buffer pads stuck to their bottoms, so they … Continue reading

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I currently don’t know where my underwear are, but I have a plaque that says I’m FABULOUS!

Hubby, CIA Cat, and I have just finished moving to our new AMAZING apartment , and I have only just now found my laptop. It had been packed up in a kitchen box… apparantly, per Hubby, “it was covered with so much … Continue reading

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And That’s How Hubby Almost Got Me Shot

After having another amazing outing with the ladies, I arrived home ready to put my oh so sexy/clumsy moves on Hubby… but he wasn’t home… so I put my moves on the couch, switched on the tv, and grabbed some chocolate ice … Continue reading

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Love Truly is a Battlefield

Hubby and I had a fantastic Happy Hour with Ashley, Tracy and Tricia yesterday and spent hours discussing Tracy’s upcoming wedding… Granted, Hubby had thought he was coming to have dinner with me… and had tried to make a hasty retreat when he realized … Continue reading

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Our New Apartment is Forcing Me to be a Better Person

This is a conversation that Hubby and I had this morning after he found me doing something shocking on our bedroom floor… Hubby: What the hell!? Me: *grunt* What? *groan* Hubby: What are you doing?!? Me: *gasp* Isn’t it obvious? Hubby: Well, … Continue reading

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Amazingly Awesome = Awkward Moments at Work

It’s finally happened!  After 2 years of “saying” we’re going to move to a bigger apartment, we’re FINALLY doing it! And not just any apartment but an AMAZINGLY AWESOME apartment! How amazingly awesomse you ask? LET ME TELL YOU!! 1. Hardwood … Continue reading

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My what big… eyes you have!

Just had an eye opening conversation with my gal pal Kim that makes me question everything Hubby has ever told me. Kim: I just read this funny card that said “If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after … Continue reading

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I’m not dead… or divorced

Well… we didn’t go fishing. I KNOW, I know, I had promised an awesome story of hubby taking me on an ocean charter fishing trip! And it totally almost happened, but then for concerns of our marriage he canceled at … Continue reading

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