Hubby: What happened?

Me: How did you know something happened?

Hubby: Cause you only left for the girls trip an hour ago, you can’t have gotten there yet so something must have gone wrong.

Me: Ughhh ya Maxi is overheating.

Hubby: Weird I JUST changed all her fluids she should be perfect.

Me: oooohhhh so this is your fault, you must have put something in backwards, AWESOME I feel better.

Hubby: No it’s not my… wait… why do you feel better… What did you do?

Me: Well she is kinda packed tight…

Hubby:… how tight…

Me: … tight…

Hubby: …hold on… WHY IS ALL THE LUGGAGE GONE??… hold on… You even took the Europe trip check in bag, that can hold enough for A FAMILY OF FOUR!… hold on… WHY IS YOUR CLOSET EMPTY… hold on… are you leaving me?

Me: NO good god man calm down! I just couldn’t decide what to bring and then we decided we were gonna do a girls sparkle dress up night and someone mentioned they don’t have sparkle and could they borrow and I was like HELL YA but then I wanted to make sure they had a selection so… I just packed it all.

Hubby:… that’s a lot of sparkle babe… I think I understand why your MINI COOPER is overheating, it’s carrying everything you own. When did the overheating start?

Me: …. after I left Total Wine…

Hubby: … how much wine did you buy?

Me: NONE!

Hubby:….

Me: … they might have been having a sale on champagne…

Hubby: Do. Not. Put. Anymore. Weight. In. That. Car. Babe you have to drive over a mountain pass to get to the cabin.

Me:… but I have to pick up Kristi… and her luggage.

Hubby: God Speed Maxi, it was nice having you while we did.

Me: BABE STOP, she’ll be fine… and if not death by Sparkle and Champagne is kinda epic.

(side note to reader: she did not die, she persevered like a god damn hero!)
(side side note to reader: no, she is not called Maxi as an opposite joke for being a Mini)
(side side side note to reader: okay now you’re confused I get it, picture this, she’s a white Mini with a red roof… ya now you get it)