Hubby: That was it!

Me: What? What was it??

Hubby: That was the last “But babe, I had Cancer” you get to use!

Me: WHAT!?

Hubby: I’m sorry, but you have grossly misused your cancer excuse.

Me: I’ve only used it like… I don’t know… 10 times?

Hubby: Add another zero to that number and the last one was asking me to change the channel for you.

Me: Seriously!?! But I’m tired, what’s wrong with asking you to change the channel!?

Hubby: THE REMOTE WAS IN YOUR HAND!!

Me: But babe *pointing to my nose* I had Cancer.