Just had an eye opening conversation with my gal pal Kim that makes me question everything Hubby has ever told me.

Kim: I just read this funny card that said “If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after your first date, then you have small boobs.”

Me: aawww that’s kinda sad.

Kim: Why? You have nothing to worry about, yours are huge!

Me: But Hubby said the first thing he noticed about me when he first saw me was my eyes!

Kim: Really?

Me: Ya and it’s weird cause the first time he saw me I was running down a flight of stairs…

Kim: oh

Me: … in a tank top…

Kim: Oh

Me: … and wearing sunglasses…

Kim: OH

Me: I think he may have been lying.

Kim: Ya think!?!

Me: Well this makes me question everything now!

Kim: Ya, like is Hubby even his real name?

Me: RIGHT!?!?