Okay so last Sunday was the first game for my kickball team, Tiaras and Ascots.

Our team is full of newbie kickballers so I made sure to set us up in the lowest/easiest league available… the F league.  I like to think the F stands for FUN!… not failure…

So we had got to the park early to partake in some drinking warm ups and by the time the other team’s captain came over, we were REALLY warmed up.  This is how the conversation went down.

Tiffany – Hi I’m Tiffany, Captain of the Hydjakids.

Me – YAY! I’M MONA!! CAPTAIN OF TIARAS AND ASCOTS!! DO YOU WANT A JELL-O SHOT!?!

(yes I did yell the entire sentence, in fact I yelled the entire conversation)

Tiffany – Wow, um ya I do! Thanks.  So my team hasn’t arrived yet.

Me – NO WORRIES! DO YOU WANT WHIPCREAM ON YOUR SHOT!

Tiffany – Heck ya! Just so you know my team has never played for an official league before but they have played for Nike’s kickball team.

(I really should have taken this as a sign of things to come, but I was pretty warmed up and it went right over my head)

Me – I LIKE NIKE!

Tiffany – Oh good, here they come.

My team turned around to see her team walking across the field towards us.

Me – SHIT!

Ashley – Are they walking in slow motion?

Nick – does anyone else hear theme music?

You have to understand, the video below pretty much shows what we saw… needles to say we got spanked, 12 to 1.