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MY BABY’S GOING TO THE FINALS!!! (baby = dog) (finals = cutest dog contest)… (your judging = shut up).
So as I previously posted I entered our adorkable dog Orko into a doggy beauty pageant aaaannnnndddddd HE’S A FINALIST!!!!!!! That’s right! Hours of deciphering messed up captchas, and bribing co-workers with pizza to vote a hundred times each, finally … Continue reading
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Tagged AZ Foothills Magazine, beauty, contest, cute, cutest dog, dog, happy, laugh, life, orko, wrong
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So apparently, I’m NOT Spanish!
While looking for couple halloween costume ideas, I found the following and quickly texted it to Hubby, with the wording “not sure how I feel about this”. Hubby: Because it involves a mustache and mustaches freak you out? Me: No Hubby: … Continue reading
Bad news, the dog is limping and no longer loves and/or trust me… Good news, if I’m ever attacked by ninjas while sleep walking, they don’t stand a chance
So Hubby being a wonderful man, who for some reason is still married to the mess of a woman that is me after 14 years, made me breakfast. Granted he made it at 3am, did I mention Hubby has an … Continue reading
THANKS A LOT CAPTCHA! YOU BROKE ME!!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?!?!?!?!
So per my last post, I’ve entered my dog in a beauty contest… shut up. And every day I’m going on to the voting page to vote like a thousand times… shut up. It wouldn’t be that bad but for … Continue reading
You people make my ass twitch
Me: My ass is twitching. Hubby: Excuse me? Me: No seriously, my ass is like really twitching! Hubby: Why? Me: I don’t know, although technically it’s not the whole ass that’s twitching, just a cheek. Hubby: … Me: The right cheek. … Continue reading
American Express and US Airways… WHY YOU NO WORK TOGETHER!?!?
I just had the most amazing 3 way phone conversation with 2 woman that wanted to KILL each other, and it wasn’t a hi-techy 3 way with one phone, no I did it old school with 2 phones! One on the right … Continue reading
The Sky is Falling, Save the Dog!!
Hubby: I made it to LA, how’s everything there? Me: I. Almost. Died. Hubby: Ofcourse you did. Me: I’m serious! Hubby: Oh I know, trust me after almost 20 years of being with you, when you say you almost died … Continue reading
Hair… WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME!?!?!?
I came to a startling realization this morning when I pulled a neon pink hair off my sweater. Me: OH MY GOD! Hubby: What!?! Me: You could be cheating on me right now and I would have NO CLUE!!! Hubby: what … Continue reading
Say Goodbye to Cancer Hole!
So I had my plastic surgery consultation last week to cover up my cancer hole, and I was 100% excited and 0% nervous… well 70% excited and 30% nervous… no let’s go 80% excited and 20% nervous. I was nervous because … Continue reading
Thank You for Getting Cancer!!… and now Hubby is going to divorce me…
So I had promised Hubby that I would not blog about this next thing… that I’m about to blog about… I’M SORRY!! BUT IT’S SO AWESOMELY FUNNY!!!! So before I was going in for my skin cancer procedure, the MOHs or … Continue reading
But That's For Another Blog 