Tag Archives: wrong
Marriage, it’s about really knowing your partner, and the awkward photos that follow…
I love my Hubby and pretty sure on good days he loves me, but I’m certain that if there had been texting back when we started dating, about 20 years ago, he would have NEVER given me a second date. Case … Continue reading
What do you mean I’m not a natural blonde!?!?
So I’ve been coloring my hair since my Junior year in High School, when I was positive I would look amazing with burgundy hair and my mother had finally given up telling me “NO” and that “I really wouldn’t” and … Continue reading
Sometimes you just need a friend to call you a filthy whore.
So I made the classic mistake of inviting people to my house. It’s not that I don’t like people, I LOVE people. I love feeding people and making them drink absurd amounts of wine, all the while making them go … Continue reading
40 minutes of my life that included happiness, sadness, frustration, exhilaration, and being shot.
Behold the beauty that is my NEW Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200… shoots Nerf balls at 70 miles per hour!!! 12:25pm – The glory that is my new Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200 arrives at work. 12:30pm – After 5 minutes of hacking, … Continue reading
The stars were late and my mother was naked… pretty much…
So Because I’m an amazing daughter I purchased a STELLAR birthday gift for my mother… literally. From my past posts you know that my parents are happily retired on their organic garlic farm in Washington returning to their younger days … Continue reading
How a text almost ended my marriage… and other fun facts about moving
So as I mentioned in my last post, which you of course have not forgotten as the written image of CIA Cat exploding from both ends is seared into your brain, right next to that one horrifying time you accidentally … Continue reading
Apparently thinking about engines during sex only speeds things along… lol… I just got that…
Classic Sunday afternoon with the entire family sprawled out on the couch. Hubby playing x-box, me with my book, and Orko and CIA Cat fighting over the prime spot between the both of us. Me: hhmmmm Hubby: what? Me: So in … Continue reading
Tis the Season to make your in-laws feel uncomfortable!!
My sister-in-law just sent a text to Hubby and I including a picture of her son playing with his Hanukkah gift. The conversation that followed is probably making her rethink her invitation to let us stay with them over the holiday … Continue reading
It was like someone put a mirror in front of my face and all I saw was Honey Boo Boo’s mother.
So per my last bajillion posts I entered my dog in a ‘Cutest Dog Contest’ and with much nagging and some bribery got him into the final judging, which was done this weekend. So after taking him to the groomer to … Continue reading
