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Death by Toilette Paper Avalanche… I Always Knew That Would be the Way I Would Go.

So long story short… hahahhahahahaha, sorry sorry I’ve just never started a story that way.  I mean the best part is the long part… THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Sorry, I’m still hitting the leftover Halloween candy pretty hard. SO, … Continue reading

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GAH! I’m a horrible, very important, person!!!

So I know it’s been FOREVER since I’ve posted something new, and it’s not that I haven’t had interesting things to post about… THIS IS ME WE’RE TALKING ABOUT! I mean last week Hubby took me to a high speed … Continue reading

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And now my boss knows I poop…

This is why it sucks to have a blog, people you know read it…  Some of you may remember I blogged a rather embarrassing, but funny as hell, story about my first unisex bathroom experience… couple days later I noticed … Continue reading

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Finally, I’m NOT the weirdest one here!

So I had my company picture taken. I think it really captures my seriousness and professionalism, that people think of when they think of me… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA!!!!!! Sorry but dude, THAT was funny.  Also check out my works link to … Continue reading

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I’m being PAID to blog!!!… Kinda!!!…

Well it’s official, I’m official!!! Per my unisex bathroom escapade, you know that I’ve started a new job… AND that new job has a blog on their web page… AND I quickly volunteered to write posts for them… AND they … Continue reading

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Prepare yourselves people… this is gonna get messy. My Intro to a Unisex Bathroom.

Okay I am loving my new job; there’s no dress code, free food in the kitchen, the soda machine doesn’t require coins, and there are random Nerf gun wars that break out when you least expect it, however, there is … Continue reading

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That’s why I’m the awesomest co-worker ever!

One of my more brilliant managers decided I was just so awesome, that I deserved a $20 Starbucks gift card.  And, being my awesome self, I decided to share the wealth with my dear co-worker Tif. So I shot her the … Continue reading

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It’s all fun and games until someone snorts coffee

This is just another example of why working and IMing with Tif  brings joy and pain to my life. Tif Running downstairs for some Starbucks, coming? Mona But we have coffee up here. There’s even a coffee container marked Wednesday Mystery … Continue reading

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COCKROACH!!!

Below is the actual IM conversation that just went down between me and my co-worker Tif!! Can’t make this shit up people!!… well you can, but I didn’t!!! Tif: Just heard you yell, did you fall over in your chair … Continue reading

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Thank God There’s Not a Test to Be a Woman and DEATH TO ALL CREAMER STEALERS!!

I like to think I’m pretty up to date on all the girl parts and how they work, I mean I’ve had my own for 35 years, but pregnancy will always confuse and baffle me. MOM! PUT DOWN THE PHONE! … Continue reading

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