Tag Archives: wife
Hubby and my communication is totally on point! HOLY SHIT!!
So I had my first commute to work in a Washington wind storm… My commute that takes me across the 520 bridge… Which crosses a huge lake… And I was in my little soft top convertible… This is the phone conversation … Continue reading
How hair curlers ended my sex life.
Hubby: oh my god, what is that? Me: What’s what? Hubby: That!! (pointing at my head) Me: Hair curlers! I just got them, it says I just roll my hair up at night and I awaken to lustrous, bouncing curls. … Continue reading
Cancer pity no longer has a hold on Hubby… dammit
Hubby: That was it! Me: What? What was it?? Hubby: That was the last “But babe, I had Cancer” you get to use! Me: WHAT!? Hubby: I’m sorry, but you have grossly misused your cancer excuse. Me: I’ve only used … Continue reading
Dude, I mean… Dude.
Hubby: So I read your blog. Me: You did!?! EEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! SO!? Whatchya think? Hubby: You say Dude way too much. Me: DUDE! Crap. Hubby: SEE! You need to seriously lay of the Dude’s, you use it for everything. Me: But, but, … Continue reading
