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Chivalry is dead.. and buried… and then someone dug it back up and peed on it… and then buried it again… with a dead fish…which stinks… literally.

Posted on February 7, 2017 by But That's For Another Blog

So apparently, per the news, Seattle is having a Winter Storm Warning, aka WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE IN A FROZEN TUNDRA OF DEATH!!!! Now I was aware of this, but may have slightly forgotten about it when I … Continue reading →

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Well fuck you too 39!!

Posted on December 29, 2015 by But That's For Another Blog

So yesterday was my birthday. I’m usually not a huge celebrater of birthdays, but seeing how this was my last year in the 30’s I thought maybe I’d make an effort… I really wish I hadn’t. The glorious day started … Continue reading →

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THANKS A LOT CAPTCHA! YOU BROKE ME!!!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?!?!?!?!

Posted on August 20, 2014 by But That's For Another Blog

So per my last post, I’ve entered my dog in a beauty contest… shut up. And every day I’m going on to the voting page to vote like a thousand times… shut up. It wouldn’t be that bad but for … Continue reading →

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I’ve become a pageant mom and I don’t even have a child… well not technically

Posted on August 18, 2014 by But That's For Another Blog

Okay, so there’s this contest AZFoothills Magazine has each year for Arizona’s Cutest Dog , and this year I entered Orko.  I mean come on, look at that face! Now I mistakenly thought this was going to be a fair … Continue reading →

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American Express and US Airways… WHY YOU NO WORK TOGETHER!?!?

Posted on June 17, 2014 by But That's For Another Blog

I just had the most amazing 3 way phone conversation with 2 woman that wanted to KILL each other, and it wasn’t a hi-techy 3 way with one phone, no I did it old school with 2 phones! One on the right … Continue reading →

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If you thought I swore too much last time…

Posted on March 4, 2014 by But That's For Another Blog

Well per my past blog, they found some skin cancer on my nose. No biggie, they just sliced a bit, burned the hell out of the surrounding area, and called it good… but. I fucking hate buts. I get a call … Continue reading →

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GOD DAMMIT BUDWEISER!!!!

Posted on January 29, 2014 by But That's For Another Blog

Okay 2 posts in one day, CRAZY, I know. But I just saw the new Budweiser Super Bowl commercial and GOD DAMMIT!! They did it AGAIN!!! I’m a fraking crying mess.  

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Dammit shoes get your act together!!

Posted on January 27, 2014 by But That's For Another Blog

So I had the most annoying conversation with my shoes today. Now before you call the crazy wagon, cause I believe my shoes can talk, let me just say… is there really a crazy wagon?? They had one in Beauty … Continue reading →

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And now my boss knows I poop…

Posted on July 31, 2013 by But That's For Another Blog

This is why it sucks to have a blog, people you know read it…  Some of you may remember I blogged a rather embarrassing, but funny as hell, story about my first unisex bathroom experience… couple days later I noticed … Continue reading →

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