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I think there’s something seriously wrong with us… seriously.
So you don’t have to be a hardcore follower of this blog to know that I love my dog, but as the great Janeane Garofalo said in ‘The Truth About Cats and Dogs‘; “You can love your dog… just don’t lllooovvveee … Continue reading
LOOK AT MY CUCUMBER!!!
This may surprise you, but my texting can sometimes be even more sporadic and confusing than my every day talking… or writing… or basically my general every day beingness (shut up, it’s a word). But one of my proudest accomplishments … Continue reading
Don’t Ya Wish Your Bestie Was Awesome Like Mine!?!?!
So I drank all the Gin in the house… stop judging… okay judge a little, I would. So being funny, and pretty drunk, I sent my bestie Ashley a text with a photo of me with an empty glass and … Continue reading
Texting, Keeping My Marriage Alive and Funny as Hell
So I’ve been gathering a smoregusboard (well that word just destroyed my spell check) of awesome/funny/horrifying texts from Hubby that I always want to blog about… but never actually do… I know shocker, that’s so unlike me… But the last … Continue reading
It’s okay to love your toys… just don’t lllooooovvvveeee your toys
So as I last posted, Hubby and I have FINALLY gotten a puppy. And like all new parents, we are spoiling the bajeesus out of him. We’ve had him a full week and I have purchased over 8 toys for him … Continue reading
Because it’s whimsical dammit!
So if you didn’t read my blog yesterday, and if you didn’t I’m sure you had a good reason. Here are a couple of reasons I deem good enough for not reading my blog; you were involved in an alien abduction … Continue reading
Don’t ask me about dating, I’m married I know nothing
I love my bitches (not being crude that’s the name of my group of gal friends) and would do anything for them, but when it comes to offering advice on dating, I let them down every time. Apparently dating in the … Continue reading
Tif hates Katie Holmes… I don’t know why
Last night Tif and I were watching our favorite shared show ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ and texting our views on the dancers and the judges. We text because we were banned from talking by Hubby as our voices “hit pitches only … Continue reading
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Tagged dancing, Friends, fun, funny, hate, hubby, Humor, katie holmes, life, marriage, random, reviews, sytycd, television, texting, tv, weird
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Are You Sure? Seriously, ARE YOU SURE!?!
Stylist Claire (rhymes with hair, tee hee, ok sorry I’m done SC from here on out): So this is it, we’re cutting it?? Me: Yep, we’re totally cutting it! SC: No Doubts? Me: NO DOUBTS! (Harp Strings) SC: What’s that? … Continue reading
But That's For Another Blog 