Tag Archives: sad

Be grateful, it could have been a different finger.

So I’m usually pretty darn chipper in the morning, I know SHOCKING, but most of the times I can roll out of bed with a spring in my step and a sparkle in my eye.  This morning started out that … Continue reading

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Cease and Desist from using the J word!

My blog had its 6-month anniversary last October.  I felt bad when I realized this important milestone had passed and I had done nothing to celebrate this special occasion.  So imagine my surprise that, after the realization of my forgetation, my blog was … Continue reading

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Everything Wants To Kill Me!

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India IT Guy Is Totally Screwing With Me

People I swear to God or Alah or Chuck Norris or Whatever you believe in… this story is true and happened 30 minutes ago.  Started with me calling our Companies IT number. IT Dude: Thonk you fur calling International Support Line Mr. Mona Muuuooosssess. (ok … Continue reading

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Don’t Think About It… DAMMIT!

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Curse You The Band Perry!!

It’s sad how it only takes 3 minutes to turn me from a happy normal woman to a complete emotional clusterfuck. Started with me happily sitting at work, typing away at my laptop, listening to my radio when ‘If I Die Young’ by … Continue reading

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Dude, Don’t Be a Catsist

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Why I will NEVER own a fish again… Part 1

Tif: Mona, I found the most amazing thing in the company handbook! Me: Why, for the love of all that is holey, would you read the company handbook?  Oh wait, I know. Trying to find a loop hole for the no flip-flop … Continue reading

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CIA Cat Needs a Friend… KAHN!

Walking into work today I saw this flier… I must have KAHN! So I emailed the pic to Hubby telling him we should get CIA Cat a buddy and waited for a reply… it never came. So I called him. Me: (sing … Continue reading

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A Sneeze Attack Tried to Kill Me… and the Cat

I had just settled down in bed with a nice cup of tea and my new Evanovich book when it happened… SNEEZE ATTACK! The first one was so loud and violent it sent sleeping CIA Cat airborne and out of … Continue reading

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