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You’re Killing me Fedex!!!

I use “your killing me…” for everything, because The Sandlot is probably one of the greatest movies ever made!!!… seriously… watch it… if you don’t have time, here’s The Sandlot in 5 seconds… But back to the reason of this … Continue reading

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Facebook, telling the world of your sexual shortcomings since 1997

Aaahhhhh Facebook, once again you have made me look like an idiot… a TMI idiot. Explaining, this morning I discovered that my back passenger window refused to roll up. So I did what anyone would do, I posted my situation and … Continue reading

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THERE ARE DRUG DEALERS AT COSTCO… just thought you should know.

Hubby and I made a quick stop at Costco last night to get Orko a new awesome bed that I had seen advertised and HAD to buy for him immediately. Seriously, I don’t know how that poor dog had even been sleeping without … Continue reading

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My 1st Grade Teacher is the Reason Why Dried Fruit Makes Me Cry… Part 2

Okay starting where we left off… Being a sweet, innocent, little girl, I was naively excited to have Satan as my substitute teacher. After all, she was always nice to me when she visited our cabin and she was my very … Continue reading

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My 1st Grade Teacher is the Reason Why Dried Fruit Makes Me Cry… Part 1

So I was listening to Daria, Mitch and Ted on 105.1 The Buzz on the radio last night.  Daria was telling one of her HILARIOUS childhood stories, about a crazy teacher she had when she was young, and it got … Continue reading

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I don’t need your pity!… I get enough from my dog

So, was watching some Westminster Dog Show last night, cause I’m a dog owner now and that’s what we dog owners do… right? Anywho, I got excited extremely excited holy shit losing my mind excited when the Herding Group came on and out … Continue reading

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It’s okay to love your toys… just don’t lllooooovvvveeee your toys

So as I last posted, Hubby and I have FINALLY gotten a puppy.  And like all new parents, we are spoiling the bajeesus out of him. We’ve had him a full week and I have purchased over 8 toys for him … Continue reading

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WOW! I Mean… WOW!

The minute I clicked the publish button on my I’m sad post yesterday, I was hit with a feeling of dread. Not the current “I’m the whale falling through the sky from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, after he realized … Continue reading

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I’m sad…

I am a happy person. This is a fact.  I love talking. I am known for talking fast and excitedly, with many hand gestures, and laughing. I love laughing. I will sometimes find something so funny that I will pass laughing and … Continue reading

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Remembering a friend that has gone on to a better place… wine country

If you are a regular reader of my blog, you know all about my friend Sheri/Cheri.  She’s one of my besties and also the president of my wine club.  Well she’s gone on to a better place… WINE COUNTRY! Sheri got … Continue reading

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