Tag Archives: random
I may be a thief or a super hero… YOU DECIDE!!!… it’s super hero by the way…
So I’ve been getting my period for a while now, if I just lost all my male readers with that statement, let me follow up with… “Oh Calm Down Guys! It’s a thing, it happens, get over it!… MY LOINS … Continue reading
This Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE… and make you a little drunk… okay a lot drunk.
Okay I take my turkey cooking pretty damn serious. My first turkey I ever cooked for Hubby took 12 hours to cook and ended up with the inside still frozen and the outside as dry as hell. We agreed, for the sanctity of our new … Continue reading
Tif hates Katie Holmes… I don’t know why
Last night Tif and I were watching our favorite shared show ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ and texting our views on the dancers and the judges. We text because we were banned from talking by Hubby as our voices “hit pitches only … Continue reading
CIA Cat knows a trick… kind of
Last night Hubby declared that he had taught CIA Cat a trick. I had planned to give you a play by play of the events that followed… but it’s so sunny outside… and I’ve had like a million cups of … Continue reading
I Used the Force Against CIA Cat
Last night I was enjoying a little tele on the couch when I felt something brush against the back of my leg. I looked over my shoulder and saw my cat aka CIA cat. And I did NOT like the look … Continue reading
Blah Blah Blah Chlamydia Blah Blah Blah
Have you ever been told a story that you really weren’t paying any attention to? Usually because something else was on your mind, the story was just too boring, or (like me) you were too busy wondering where the hell … Continue reading
My Cat Should Work for the CIA
My cat used to be cool. She would sleep at the foot of the bed until I got up; proceed to do some kitty yoga stretches and slowly follow me to the kitchen, patiently waiting at her cat bowl for … Continue reading
Things I Learned During My First 10K
1. 10K starts fun, you and your group of friends stick together, laughing, taking pictures, and continuously stating what a beautiful day it is for a race. 2. After the 1 mile marker you start feeling cocky. Yes there are still … Continue reading
My monkey makes me sad
I bought Drunky Monkey with great expectations. He and I would have tons of fun highjinks and crazy adventures together. He would be the PleePleus to my Zane Lamprey… confused? Watch ‘Three Sheets” on Hulu.com you’ll understand. And in the … Continue reading
The D League
Oh the D league, you all have them. You haven’t done any laundry in weeks and the only thing that remains in your panty drawer is the D league. The sad, pathetic underwear you KNOW you should toss, but you don’t … Continue reading
