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I HAVE THE PAIN TOLERANCE OF 10 MEN!!!… kinda…
I have always believed that I have an amazingly high pain tolerance. Okay granted, I’m sure almost everyone in the world believes they have a high pain tolerance, and they probably also believe that they could take a gun shot … Continue reading
GOOGLE!!! Why Have You Forsaken Me??
I think I titled this right, I’m not quite certain what forsaken means. Pretty sure I read somewhere that Jesus said that when he was on the cross, although he didn’t say Google but Father, who happened to be God, … Continue reading
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How teaching my dog how to swim became a Doctor Who episode.
TA DA! I said I would post about Orko’s first swimming experience and I did! I’m actually becoming a dependable and honest blogger… well let’s not get crazy. SO here is a photo montage of Orko and Hubby in the … Continue reading
It’s all fun and games till a bird poops on you.
WE DID IT! Hubby and I are in Phoenix!! Goodbye rainy Portland days, hello sweltering Phoenix days… this is better, right? Anywho, the move down was quite an adventure as Hubby and I decided to drive it… nonstop… all 1,350 … Continue reading
Facebook, telling the world of your sexual shortcomings since 1997
Aaahhhhh Facebook, once again you have made me look like an idiot… a TMI idiot. Explaining, this morning I discovered that my back passenger window refused to roll up. So I did what anyone would do, I posted my situation and … Continue reading
My Dog is Edward Cullen… that’s not creepy…
Hubby: Orko was a huge pain in the ass after you went to bed last night. Me: Did he fart and try to blame it on you? Hubby: … no. Me: Did he refuse to give up his TV remote … Continue reading
I’m addicted! But it’s a good addiction… although it did almost end my marriage and set fire to $10,000 worth of computer hardware…
I finished my first Vlog and it was a blast! I’m totally addicted to it now. I think I’ll make this a regular thing, especially since everything is all set up on my computer, and hubby has started talking to … Continue reading
And That’s Why The Radio DJ Had to Die… Horribly.
Me: GGAAAHHHHH!!! He just said “bro” again, that’s the 5th time in 2 minutes he’s said bro. WHY! WHY! WHY, DOES HE KEEP SAYING IT!? You know he’s probably a 40 year old man who just wants to sound like a … Continue reading
I’m fat because I LOVE YOU!
I just read this amazing article about how you can tell how happy a married couple is by how fat they are! And if they’re married and skinny then they must be REALLY unhappy and considering divorce!!! Okay maybe that’s not … Continue reading
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