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Doing Taxes Together aka Don’t Make Me Divorce You!

Hubby hates tax time, like every other American… (sad side note, I was gonna put “Hubby hates tax time like everyone in the world”, but then I wasn’t sure if other countries have taxes, but then I was like of … Continue reading

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Thirty minutes after finding out I have skin cancer, Hubby discovers the cure to Cancer!

1:15pm – Hubby and I are on the phone discussing the procedure. Hubby: I don’t understand, why are they cutting you? Me: So they can find how deep the cancer goes. Hubby: That’s crazy! They have to have a machine … Continue reading

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Blogging – Anyone Can Do It!!! Seriously, my friend just started and her blog is blowing my blog out of the water…

OKAY so I think everyone remembers my fantastic just married friend Tracy!  Remember, her wedding was the one that I ordered a bridesmaid dress 3 sizes too small because I was “so certain” I was gonna lose the weight by … Continue reading

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I think there’s something seriously wrong with us… seriously.

So you don’t have to be a hardcore follower of this blog to know that I love my dog, but as the great Janeane Garofalo said in ‘The Truth About Cats and Dogs‘; “You can love your dog… just don’t lllooovvveee … Continue reading

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Hubby’s not dead, so Christmas gift was a success??

So as you know Hubby and I gave each other Christmas gifts that are awesome and “slightly” dangerous.  This weekend we did his gift… RACE CARE DRIVING… it. was. awesome. Technically the gift was that Hubby would get to drive … Continue reading

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LOOK AT MY CUCUMBER!!!

This may surprise you, but my texting can sometimes be even more sporadic and confusing than my every day talking… or writing… or basically my general every day beingness (shut up, it’s a word). But one of my proudest accomplishments … Continue reading

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What does your life really amount to, if your dog doesn’t even take you seriously?

So I woke up this morning with one of those uber rare feelings of “I’M GONNA GET SHIT DONE AND BE PRODUCTIVE!!”. Seeing how I NEVER feel this way I jumped out of bed and ripped the sheets of the … Continue reading

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I cooked the turkey because I didn’t want my husband to set the house on fire with a deep fryer… then I set the house on fire…

IT WAS NOT MY FAULT… okay it was a smidgen my fault… But more the dogs then mine… anywho… The Thanksgiving Fire of 2013, will be remembered right up there with The Great Bathroom Fire of 02‘, and The Lightning Striked … Continue reading

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Does pepper up the nose count as spousal abuse???

I’m pretty certain I have discovered the world’s greatest torture procedure, and I will even allow the government to steal it from me. Trust me, it will make even the die hardest of spies to tell all of their secrets … Continue reading

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Texting, Keeping My Marriage Alive and Funny as Hell

So I’ve been gathering a smoregusboard (well that word just destroyed my spell check) of awesome/funny/horrifying texts from Hubby that I always want to blog about… but never actually do… I know shocker, that’s so unlike me… But the last … Continue reading

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