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If you live in Arizona, please do not be alarmed by fire balls in the sky for the next month…
After doing some number crunching Hubby and I discovered that we spend around the sum of a small countries national income on eating out. We decided to make all our meals at home… outside… on the grill. Hubby’s request, apparently all … Continue reading
You people make my ass twitch
Me: My ass is twitching. Hubby: Excuse me? Me: No seriously, my ass is like really twitching! Hubby: Why? Me: I don’t know, although technically it’s not the whole ass that’s twitching, just a cheek. Hubby: … Me: The right cheek. … Continue reading
Some couples hold hands… some don’t.
Laying on the couch reading an old paperback I had found under my bed while hunting for a MIA flip flop, I stopped reading to ask Hubby if he had ever used the word taradiddle in a sentence, cause the author had just … Continue reading
Don’t question my love dammit… Someone hand me a fork!!
Is that not the most confusing title ever!?! I had a MUCH better one, but it was also the final line of this post and I felt like that was having your desert before your meal… which also totally goes with this … Continue reading
The Sky is Falling, Save the Dog!!
Hubby: I made it to LA, how’s everything there? Me: I. Almost. Died. Hubby: Ofcourse you did. Me: I’m serious! Hubby: Oh I know, trust me after almost 20 years of being with you, when you say you almost died … Continue reading
Hair… WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME!?!?!?
I came to a startling realization this morning when I pulled a neon pink hair off my sweater. Me: OH MY GOD! Hubby: What!?! Me: You could be cheating on me right now and I would have NO CLUE!!! Hubby: what … Continue reading
Thank You for Getting Cancer!!… and now Hubby is going to divorce me…
So I had promised Hubby that I would not blog about this next thing… that I’m about to blog about… I’M SORRY!! BUT IT’S SO AWESOMELY FUNNY!!!! So before I was going in for my skin cancer procedure, the MOHs or … Continue reading
Cancer pity no longer has a hold on Hubby… dammit
Hubby: That was it! Me: What? What was it?? Hubby: That was the last “But babe, I had Cancer” you get to use! Me: WHAT!? Hubby: I’m sorry, but you have grossly misused your cancer excuse. Me: I’ve only used … Continue reading
Cancer hole, not as awe inspiring as you thought it would be…
So 3 days after all the Cancer was removed from my nose, I finally worked up the courage to show Hubby the horror that is… My Cancer Hole. Hubby: That’s it? Me: What do you mean “that’s it”!?!? Hubby: I … Continue reading
The Puppuccino… IT’S REAL!!!!
So like every other woman in the world, YES, I’m using ‘world’ now as I’m absolutely positive that every woman in the world…. is on Pinterest. I have the following image on my Pinterest page titled “I’M TOTALLY GOING TO … Continue reading
But That's For Another Blog 