Tag Archives: love
My 1st Grade Teacher is the Reason Why Dried Fruit Makes Me Cry… Part 1
So I was listening to Daria, Mitch and Ted on 105.1 The Buzz on the radio last night. Daria was telling one of her HILARIOUS childhood stories, about a crazy teacher she had when she was young, and it got … Continue reading
I don’t need your pity!… I get enough from my dog
So, was watching some Westminster Dog Show last night, cause I’m a dog owner now and that’s what we dog owners do… right? Anywho, I got excited extremely excited holy shit losing my mind excited when the Herding Group came on and out … Continue reading
I’m addicted! But it’s a good addiction… although it did almost end my marriage and set fire to $10,000 worth of computer hardware…
I finished my first Vlog and it was a blast! I’m totally addicted to it now. I think I’ll make this a regular thing, especially since everything is all set up on my computer, and hubby has started talking to … Continue reading
I’m a Vlogger!!!… and kinda fuzzy…
Okay first vlog (video + blog) DONE! Learned lots of things with this first vlog: 1. Don’t move hands or you go fuzzy 2. Have the post printed out so you don’t lose your place, AND 3. Do not leave … Continue reading
HEAR ME!! no seriously… you’re gonna hear me.
UPDATE Okay it’s been decided. Tonight I will record myself telling the ‘Don’t Panic, That’s Just His Penis’ story, with special guest Orko… and his penis. Ya, this is gonna go well. So one thing my friends tell me, a … Continue reading
And That’s Why The Radio DJ Had to Die… Horribly.
Me: GGAAAHHHHH!!! He just said “bro” again, that’s the 5th time in 2 minutes he’s said bro. WHY! WHY! WHY, DOES HE KEEP SAYING IT!? You know he’s probably a 40 year old man who just wants to sound like a … Continue reading
Everyone’s a critic, but my friends are critics with flair!
Chris: Your last blog was wrong. Me: My blogs are never wrong. Chris: Ha ya… you said you’re changing from a Portlandan to an Arizonan. Me: Yep. Chris: States get the “an” at the end. Your an Orgonian. Portlandan just sounds … Continue reading
I’m fat because I LOVE YOU!
I just read this amazing article about how you can tell how happy a married couple is by how fat they are! And if they’re married and skinny then they must be REALLY unhappy and considering divorce!!! Okay maybe that’s not … Continue reading
