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The toilet, the toilet, the toilet’s on fire!!
UGH! It’s been centuries since my last post, but I have excellent reasons for being gone so long!!!… however I don’t have time to tell you… but I will… soon… maybe. Okay, short of the long, Hubby had a near … Continue reading
If you live in Arizona, please do not be alarmed by fire balls in the sky for the next month…
After doing some number crunching Hubby and I discovered that we spend around the sum of a small countries national income on eating out. We decided to make all our meals at home… outside… on the grill. Hubby’s request, apparently all … Continue reading
So Facebook Says You Have Hundreds of Friends… PROVE IT.
This is going to be weird for some of you, but I’m about to post a serious post. I know, I rarely do these as I really hate being serious. But something has happened to a dear friend of mine that … Continue reading
You people make my ass twitch
Me: My ass is twitching. Hubby: Excuse me? Me: No seriously, my ass is like really twitching! Hubby: Why? Me: I don’t know, although technically it’s not the whole ass that’s twitching, just a cheek. Hubby: … Me: The right cheek. … Continue reading
I tried to cook and ended up passing out, BUT NOTHING WAS SET ON FIRE!
So against my Hubby’s wishes, I cooked this weekend! Granted there has been one or two slight mishaps during my last culinary explorations, I believe we all remember the great turkey fire of ’13. But my favorite little lady, and … Continue reading
Some couples hold hands… some don’t.
Laying on the couch reading an old paperback I had found under my bed while hunting for a MIA flip flop, I stopped reading to ask Hubby if he had ever used the word taradiddle in a sentence, cause the author had just … Continue reading
I stepped on something, almost died, and now my neighbor locks his doors.
I was raised country, which means my feet are always bare. The minute I get home I’ll flip off my shoes and refuse to put them on again until I have to head out to join the civilized world. In my … Continue reading
Don’t question my love dammit… Someone hand me a fork!!
Is that not the most confusing title ever!?! I had a MUCH better one, but it was also the final line of this post and I felt like that was having your desert before your meal… which also totally goes with this … Continue reading
Hair… WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME!?!?!?
I came to a startling realization this morning when I pulled a neon pink hair off my sweater. Me: OH MY GOD! Hubby: What!?! Me: You could be cheating on me right now and I would have NO CLUE!!! Hubby: what … Continue reading
Cancer pity no longer has a hold on Hubby… dammit
Hubby: That was it! Me: What? What was it?? Hubby: That was the last “But babe, I had Cancer” you get to use! Me: WHAT!? Hubby: I’m sorry, but you have grossly misused your cancer excuse. Me: I’ve only used … Continue reading
But That's For Another Blog 