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Apparently thinking about engines during sex only speeds things along… lol… I just got that…
Classic Sunday afternoon with the entire family sprawled out on the couch. Hubby playing x-box, me with my book, and Orko and CIA Cat fighting over the prime spot between the both of us. Me: hhmmmm Hubby: what? Me: So in … Continue reading
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Well… we can now add kitchen tables to things that SPONTANEOUSLY catch fire in my presence… with very little help from me…
So… I would just like to repeat what I said after the bathroom fire of 2002 AND the oven-mitts fire of 2014… IT WAS NOT MY FRACKING FAULT!!!! Seriously this time, I really mean it!! The candle was defective!!!! And instead of burning out when it … Continue reading
It’s 2015 and all I got was this little gecko
So funny story, actually more awkward then funny, the awkwardest part being that I’m not the biggest weirdo in this story. I don’t know if you guys have noticed, but it’s freaking cold outside. This is normal for some of … Continue reading
Tis the Season to make your in-laws feel uncomfortable!!
My sister-in-law just sent a text to Hubby and I including a picture of her son playing with his Hanukkah gift. The conversation that followed is probably making her rethink her invitation to let us stay with them over the holiday … Continue reading
Doggie Daycare has just shown me that I have absolutely no self control… or dignity.
So per my post a while ago, I swore to NEVER enter my dog in another beauty contest… and I didn’t… not really… it was a costume contest… STOP JUDGING ME!!! Orko’s doggie daycare was having a halloween costume contest. … Continue reading
I have found the greatest music video of all time… OF. ALL. TIME!!!!! And no, I’m not overselling this
My friend sent me a link to a video with the following message: “I saw this video last night and thought you’d like it – if you haven’t already seen it – which would shock me – don’t let the first … Continue reading
It was like someone put a mirror in front of my face and all I saw was Honey Boo Boo’s mother.
So per my last bajillion posts I entered my dog in a ‘Cutest Dog Contest’ and with much nagging and some bribery got him into the final judging, which was done this weekend. So after taking him to the groomer to … Continue reading
I can’t be trusted to be left alone in an ER room… CLEAR!!
Currently sitting in an ER room waiting for Hubby to come back from some tests. He’s okay, they just want to see if they can make him pass out by strapping him on a board and tilting it a whole bunch of … Continue reading
So apparently, I’m NOT Spanish!
While looking for couple halloween costume ideas, I found the following and quickly texted it to Hubby, with the wording “not sure how I feel about this”. Hubby: Because it involves a mustache and mustaches freak you out? Me: No Hubby: … Continue reading
Bad news, the dog is limping and no longer loves and/or trust me… Good news, if I’m ever attacked by ninjas while sleep walking, they don’t stand a chance
So Hubby being a wonderful man, who for some reason is still married to the mess of a woman that is me after 14 years, made me breakfast. Granted he made it at 3am, did I mention Hubby has an … Continue reading
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