Tag Archives: love

Our New Apartment is Forcing Me to be a Better Person

This is a conversation that Hubby and I had this morning after he found me doing something shocking on our bedroom floor… Hubby: What the hell!? Me: *grunt* What? *groan* Hubby: What are you doing?!? Me: *gasp* Isn’t it obvious? Hubby: Well, … Continue reading

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Don’t judge a wine by its label… seriously… don’t.

So Ashley was reading our favorite spaceship mechanic’s blog (aka Jewel Staite from Firefly/Serenity) about hosting a wine tasting party with wines bought based on their labels. BRILLIANT! She quickly called me, Tricia, Juanita, and Tracy and told us to come over with a bottle of wine … Continue reading

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My what big… eyes you have!

Just had an eye opening conversation with my gal pal Kim that makes me question everything Hubby has ever told me. Kim: I just read this funny card that said “If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after … Continue reading

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I’m not dead… or divorced

Well… we didn’t go fishing. I KNOW, I know, I had promised an awesome story of hubby taking me on an ocean charter fishing trip! And it totally almost happened, but then for concerns of our marriage he canceled at … Continue reading

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Happy 1 year anniversary, you lazy ass!

I’ve been blogging for one year! And it’s been over a week since my last blog… Anniversary Fail! To be fair the tax season is my busiest time of the year at work. I actually had to give up my … Continue reading

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I went to a wine festival to buy bed sheets… of course I did.

(Disclaimer – yes I know my fonts are F’d up, but after an hour of trying to fix them I threw my arms up in the air, shouted some expletives, and hit the publish button… deal.) Portland’s Spring Beer and Wine … Continue reading

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Be grateful, it could have been a different finger.

So I’m usually pretty darn chipper in the morning, I know SHOCKING, but most of the times I can roll out of bed with a spring in my step and a sparkle in my eye.  This morning started out that … Continue reading

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I swear I’m not doing this on purpose… I think

So Hubby stopped talking to me because, “ You’ve used your Jedi mind tricks on me for the last time”… WHEN WAS THE FIRST TIME!?!?! Seriously I had no idea I was dipping into the force, I tried to get … Continue reading

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How dry I am

So I don’t know if you’ve noticed from some of my posts but I like wine… and gin… and vodka… and, well you get the jist.  Anywho I made the mistake of coming home from one of the Bitches Be … Continue reading

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And then I peed my pants

Well that’s it people, I have officially seen the funniest thing I’m ever gonna see. The world holds no mystery for me anymore. When? Last night Where? Our living room Who? CIA Cat, Hubby, and Me What? The Laser Pointer … Continue reading

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