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What do you do after getting skin cancer and having reconstructive surgery… GO BUY A FUCKING CONVERTIBLE… SCREW YOU SUN!!!

Ya… so my nose is still healing after having plastic surgery to cover the hole that my skin cancer removal left… and I just bought a convertible… SHUT UP! I know what you’re thinking… oh and did I forget to … Continue reading

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Don’t question my love dammit… Someone hand me a fork!!

Is that not the most confusing title ever!?! I had a MUCH better one, but it was also the final line of this post and I felt like that was having your desert before your meal… which also totally goes with this … Continue reading

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American Express and US Airways… WHY YOU NO WORK TOGETHER!?!?

I just had the most amazing 3 way phone conversation with 2 woman that wanted to KILL each other, and it wasn’t a hi-techy 3 way with one phone, no I did it old school with 2 phones! One on the right … Continue reading

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The Sky is Falling, Save the Dog!!

Hubby: I made it to LA, how’s everything there? Me: I. Almost. Died. Hubby: Ofcourse you did. Me: I’m serious! Hubby: Oh I know, trust me after almost 20 years of being with you, when you say you almost died … Continue reading

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A photo montage of skin cancer healing… the only real reason to take selfies… FINALLY THERE’S A REASON!!!!

Well my plastic surgery was done 2 months ago and now all bandages are off and healing is going strong!! It was a pretty weird procedure, especially since the doctor decided that I had the “right stuff” and didn’t need … Continue reading

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Hair… WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME!?!?!?

I came to a startling realization this morning when I pulled a neon pink hair off my sweater. Me: OH MY GOD! Hubby: What!?! Me: You could be cheating on me right now and I would have NO CLUE!!! Hubby: what … Continue reading

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Say Goodbye to Cancer Hole!

So I had my plastic surgery consultation last week to cover up my cancer hole, and I was 100% excited and 0% nervous… well 70% excited and 30% nervous… no let’s go 80% excited and 20% nervous. I was nervous because … Continue reading

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Thank You for Getting Cancer!!… and now Hubby is going to divorce me…

So I had promised Hubby that I would not blog about this next thing… that I’m about to blog about… I’M SORRY!! BUT IT’S SO AWESOMELY FUNNY!!!! So before I was going in for my skin cancer procedure, the MOHs or … Continue reading

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Cancer pity no longer has a hold on Hubby… dammit

Hubby: That was it! Me: What? What was it?? Hubby: That was the last “But babe, I had Cancer” you get to use! Me: WHAT!? Hubby: I’m sorry, but you have grossly misused your cancer excuse. Me: I’ve only used … Continue reading

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Cancer hole, not as awe inspiring as you thought it would be…

So 3 days after all the Cancer was removed from my nose, I finally worked up the courage to show Hubby the horror that is… My Cancer Hole. Hubby: That’s it? Me: What do you mean “that’s it”!?!? Hubby: I … Continue reading

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