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Orko and I literally ran into a pack of predators this morning… LITERALLY!!

As I’ve mentioned before , Orko and I have been getting our run on each morning and it’s been going pretty well… UNTIL THIS MORNING!!! So we run in a very nice, plain, little, neighborhood… NOT A GUERRILLA RAN TERRITORY IN … Continue reading

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The blog when you try to tell the new ‘I Almost Died’ story and then end up fighting with yourself in cap locks… blog

Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh Labor Day. A lovely long holiday weekend that sends you off to Eastern Washington to hang out on the old family’s organic garlic farm… a chance to really commune with nature… maybe do a little bbqing… spend a little time in … Continue reading

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Hubby thinks I have a problem… I think I’m living the dream… You decide…

Hubby: … Really babe? Me: What!?!? Hubby: You’re drinking wine in the morning, in bed, and from the bottle! Me: Okay well it’s actually 11am, so some might argue that it’s the afternoon, and it’s Saturday which is the kind of day … Continue reading

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Running… when nothing is chasing you and/or trying to kill and/or eat you… weird.

So let’s just be clear here, I don’t like running. If When the Zombie Apocalypse hits, I have always taken it to be a fact that I will be in the first wave to be eaten, as… I. Don’t. Like. … Continue reading

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BACK TO MY ROOTS!!! Meaning we’ve moved back to Seattle… Not that I went back to my natural hair color… I tried that and got bored with it after 2 months… My hair is currently blue.

WE MOVED!! Don’t get me wrong, I loved the 500 days out of the year of temperatures in the triple digits… But I am SUPER happy to be back to my home state of Washington and the return of that wet … Continue reading

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And now Hubby says he can never show his face in the E.R.

So Hubby loves playing in pick up basketball games.  This is basically when a bunch of guys  who don’t know each other go to the park, gather at the basketball court, and then within 1 minute of meeting are best friends … Continue reading

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A road trip almost ended my marriage, but the good news is Hubby has found God… 4 times… accidentally.

Hubby: When’s the next gas station coming up? Me:… Hubby: Babe Me:… Hubby: BABE! Me: WHAT!? Hubby: GAS? Me: NO!!  But thanks for asking, my tummy was feeling a little iffy earlier. Note to self, those giant tobacco slim jims are not … Continue reading

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My Hubby and the Dog find the idea of me running horrifying… harsh.

So my fabulous job has lunches catered into the office and, like most days, I ate WAY too much and was paying for it later in the day with buddha food belly regrets. I texted Hubby about the terrible tummy situation I was … Continue reading

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I’m a “professional” photographer now, but my dog just thinks I’m a “professional” asshole.

So last Christmas Hubby got me an AMAZING high techie camera that I promised I would use EVERYDAY and we would be able to decorate our house with the AWARD WINNING photos I was going to take… and then I … Continue reading

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Marriage, it’s about really knowing your partner, and the awkward photos that follow…

  I love my Hubby and pretty sure on good days he loves me, but I’m certain that if there had been texting back when we started dating, about 20 years ago, he would have NEVER given me a second date. Case … Continue reading

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