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Hubby thinks I’ve reached a point of ridiculousness that there is absolutely no chance of coming back from… I hope so!!!
Hubby:… What… The… Hell? Me: Don’t hate us cause we’re awesome.
Incase of emergency… look cute and awesome!
Hubby has not been that impressed with my complete lack of weather preparation, especially in my car. So we went down to the garage to compare his car’s trunk of preparedness to mine. Hubby: Do you have water? Me: No, … Continue reading
Per Hubby I do NOT understand the basic fundamentals of Valentines Day.
So I love marriage counseling… come on people… you read this blog… you know there’s no way Hubby and I could hang in there without a little outside help. Also, if anyone ever tells you that marriage counseling is a last resort, … Continue reading
Chivalry is dead.. and buried… and then someone dug it back up and peed on it… and then buried it again… with a dead fish…which stinks… literally.
So apparently, per the news, Seattle is having a Winter Storm Warning, aka WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE IN A FROZEN TUNDRA OF DEATH!!!! Now I was aware of this, but may have slightly forgotten about it when I … Continue reading
I am LADY OF THE DANCE!!!… actually I’m more like Drunk Googler of the Web who shouldn’t be allowed to get to her credit card after 3 drinks…
Me: Don’t laugh or roll your eyes or sigh at the next thing I’m going to tell you. Hubby: Oh god what? Me: Well last night, after I finished off that excellent merlot that you brought home, I thought how … Continue reading
Christmas Time aka Card War aka My Families Better Then Your Family aka Suck It… Twice.
Aaaaahhhhhhh the holidays, a time when all the people in my life decide to shove it in my face how happy and wonderful they are by the use of my faithful United States Postal Service deliverer, Bert. Dammit people come on! Bert’s got bunions!! Give … Continue reading
I may be a thief or a super hero… YOU DECIDE!!!… it’s super hero by the way…
So I’ve been getting my period for a while now, if I just lost all my male readers with that statement, let me follow up with… “Oh Calm Down Guys! It’s a thing, it happens, get over it!… MY LOINS … Continue reading
Oh Snapchat you beautiful bastard
So as I’ve mentioned in past blogs I LOVE sending Hubby hilarious Snapchat pics that I am sure help to improve his day and life as a whole. Well a couple weeks ago I discovered Snapchat videos… you’re welcome.
Snapchat is saving/ruining my marriage
I love Snapchat… I don’t actually post anything because why waste my comedic genius when it will just disappear!?! (funny side note spell check showed me I misspelled comedic, genius, and disappear… so not that “genius” after all.) What I do use … Continue reading
My dog is the next Messiah!!!!!
And it’s not like that last time when I thought he was the next messiah because his balls grew back 3 days after he was fixed and then disappeared again, no this is legit messiah action that I have photo … Continue reading
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