Tag Archives: life
Best Lunch Meeting EVER!
“You girls are lucky, you never had to learn how to work with a Wang.” That was the sentence that started the greatest department admin lunch meeting ever. I’ll give you a quick history lesson, so you understand what my manager … Continue reading
Arguing with Me, Myself, and I
Just had a pretty upsetting argument with myself over lunch. It all started with me microwaving the left over steak from last night’s dinner. Me: mmmmmmmm steak. Myself: um… Me… what are you doing? Me: About to eat this delicious … Continue reading
Interoffice IM… I hate you
I Used the Force Against CIA Cat
Last night I was enjoying a little tele on the couch when I felt something brush against the back of my leg. I looked over my shoulder and saw my cat aka CIA cat. And I did NOT like the look … Continue reading
Blah Blah Blah Chlamydia Blah Blah Blah
Have you ever been told a story that you really weren’t paying any attention to? Usually because something else was on your mind, the story was just too boring, or (like me) you were too busy wondering where the hell … Continue reading
My Cat Should Work for the CIA
My cat used to be cool. She would sleep at the foot of the bed until I got up; proceed to do some kitty yoga stretches and slowly follow me to the kitchen, patiently waiting at her cat bowl for … Continue reading
Things I Learned During My First 10K
1. 10K starts fun, you and your group of friends stick together, laughing, taking pictures, and continuously stating what a beautiful day it is for a race. 2. After the 1 mile marker you start feeling cocky. Yes there are still … Continue reading
My monkey makes me sad
I bought Drunky Monkey with great expectations. He and I would have tons of fun highjinks and crazy adventures together. He would be the PleePleus to my Zane Lamprey… confused? Watch ‘Three Sheets” on Hulu.com you’ll understand. And in the … Continue reading
The D League
Oh the D league, you all have them. You haven’t done any laundry in weeks and the only thing that remains in your panty drawer is the D league. The sad, pathetic underwear you KNOW you should toss, but you don’t … Continue reading
