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Inappropriate IMing at Work
Posted in Facebook/IM Dialogue, Humor
Tagged friend, funny, healthy, Humor, Interoffice, life, work
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I Almost Died… Vicariously Through Someone Else
“Oh My God!” I yelled as I collapsed at the restaurant table, “I Almost Died!” I explained, grabbing Cheri’s drink out of her hand and downing it. “Oh My God!” Cheri cried, “You just stole my drink!!” “Focus!” I screeched, “I almost died walking … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged car accident, Friends, funny, happy hour, Humor, life, nordstroms, shoes, steve maddens, walk
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Monkey goes Down!
I would like to start this photo montage of Drunkey Monkey’s fall into Jello disgrace by stating that IT WASN’T MY FAULT!! I mean how was I to know that the Jello Ashley brought to the park wasn’t normal Jello?!? (SIDEBAR) … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Monkey out and about
Tagged food, Friends, fun, jello, life, marshmallow, moneky, park, vodka
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7B Idaho Plates Almost Killed My Family… Good Times!!
I was walking into work today and saw a little Subaru with 7B Idaho license plates and instantly got homesick. 7B is the code for my home town in Idaho. I then started laughing as I remembered a family vacation that … Continue reading
Per the Internet, I’m dying… or fine… it’s hard to say
So while I was at the ER with my split open head from that evil possessed softball, the doctor noticed it had been forever since my last Tetanus shot and suggested I get one while there. I pointed out I hadn’t … Continue reading
Poor Hubby… aka The Abuser
Everyone knows that my hubby is the sweetest man in the world. Really it’s extremely annoying, my family and friends believe he can do no wrong. If my hubby and I have an argument and I go to my girlfriends to … Continue reading
Monkey goes to the Salon
There has been talk that I have not been taking very good care of Drunkey Monkey *cough* *cough* *pissykittyslitterbox.com* *cough*. So I took him to Salon de Monique. Now hopefully these vicious DM abuse rumors will stop… even though he … Continue reading
CIA Cat + Drunkey Monkey = WTF!
Found this picture… Apparently they go way back!! What if DM is a spy sent by CIA Cat… this makes me question our whole relationship!
The Curse of the Lame Black Eye Stories
Just once I would like to get a black eye and have an AMAZING story to go along with it. Something like, I was attacked by crazed black bears looking for honey or I was assaulted by ninja kitties high … Continue reading
Corporate E-mail Filter… patent pending
I have invented the greatest thing since… I don’t know, nothing has been invented that is as great as the thing I have invented to compare it to. It’s the Corporate E-mail Filter… I may change the name, not really … Continue reading
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