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CIA Cat knows a trick… kind of

Last night Hubby declared that he had taught CIA Cat a trick.  I had planned to give you a play by play of the events that followed… but it’s so sunny outside… and I’ve had like a million cups of … Continue reading

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Are You Sure? Seriously, ARE YOU SURE!?!

Stylist Claire (rhymes with hair, tee hee, ok sorry I’m done SC from here on out): So this is it, we’re cutting it?? Me: Yep, we’re totally cutting it! SC: No Doubts? Me: NO DOUBTS! (Harp Strings) SC: What’s that? … Continue reading

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I’ve Just Made the Biggest Decision of My Life… SHIT.

Me: So??? What do you think? Tif:… Shit. Me: I know, but I’ve decided this is what I really want to do. Tif:.. wow… I mean… wow Me: Listen this took a lot of thought and I’m gonna be honest, it’s … Continue reading

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My Mother Ladies and Gentlemen

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Our New Hammock Almost Castrated Hubby

I would like to start this post, as I’ve started several before, by stating IT WASN’T MY FAULT!  I mean how was I to know that CIA Cat would have such a conniption fit about being tossed on the new … Continue reading

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Facebook Friends and Work Friends Should NEVER Meet

And this is why:

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Just Call Me Fat Fat Fatty McFatten

Me: I’m Fat Hubby: No you’re not, you’re gorgeous. Me: Oh honey that’s sweet, but you don’t know the truth. Hubby:  Babe you’re perfect, you don’t need to lose a pound… what truth? Me: *sigh* Alright I didn’t want to have … Continue reading

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I’ll be there on your judgement day

SOME BASTARD STOLE MY FOG LIGHT GRILLE COVERS! So what you say? Why the fuss? No big deal. IT IS A FREAKING BIG DEAL!!  And I believe that where ever that BASTARD is he has NO idea how much he’s FRACKED with my … Continue reading

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CIA Cat Totally Played Me!

Once again CIA Cat has made me her bitch. I think my little Jedi mind trick pissed her off and she hatched up this sneaky ass scheme to get me back! It started a couple of weeks ago. I began … Continue reading

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And that’s why I can never go back to that Starbucks

I love my Starbucks.  It’s right across the street from work.  They all know my name and great me when I visit.  And they know my drink by heart and give me extra flavoring cause I believe they truly love … Continue reading

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