Tag Archives: life
So aparantly all dog owners are psychopaths
I learn the most interesting things while Hubby and I are just driving around. Me: Why can’t I have a dog? Hubby: We live in a one bedroom apartment. Me: So we’ll get a small… Hubby: I will NEVER own … Continue reading
Curse You The Band Perry!!
It’s sad how it only takes 3 minutes to turn me from a happy normal woman to a complete emotional clusterfuck. Started with me happily sitting at work, typing away at my laptop, listening to my radio when ‘If I Die Young’ by … Continue reading
Ten things I know that you may not.
1. Eigh pints of Guinness will leave you legally blind for the night. Please only test this if you have a trustworthy friend that will stay with you during the entire night and not leave cause they think you’re joking… KAMI!! 2. … Continue reading
Why I will NEVER own a fish again… Part 3
Tif: I’m getting an extra caramel, extra whip caramel frapaccino, you? Me: *sigh* nonfat, sugar-free, no whip iced caramel latte. Tif: Your drink makes me sad. Me: Me too. So number 5 reason why I shouldn’t own a fish again… are you … Continue reading
Why I will NEVER own a fish again… Part 2
Tif: That’s gross. Me: It’s cottage cheese. Tif: Oh no, I didn’t ask what it is, I know what it is, I was just making a statement that it’s gross. Me: Sorry, but if I don’t start watching what I eat I’m … Continue reading
CIA Cat Needs a Friend… KAHN!
Walking into work today I saw this flier… I must have KAHN! So I emailed the pic to Hubby telling him we should get CIA Cat a buddy and waited for a reply… it never came. So I called him. Me: (sing … Continue reading
I Missed the Chance to Drink with an Alien… DAMMIT!
Me: So Kim, looked like you had a good time at the wine tasting last Friday. Kim: Ya that had to be one of the best wine tastings ever, I can’t believe you left early. Me: Why, what I miss? … Continue reading
