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Tag Archives: life
Evil Purple Unicorn is back… and he’s got friends
If you are a loyal follower of my blog (which of course you ALL are so no fear there) you know about the Evil Purple Unicorn that tried to convince me to murder the nice Korean shop owner downstairs. THEN … Continue reading
When did Britney die?!
Tif: I need coffee before I get homicidal all over this place. Me: … wow that’s intense, hold on where’s my purse? Tif: Next to your foot. Me: … oh ya… where’s my debit card? Tif: MONA!! You do this every … Continue reading
What do you mean you DON’T want to look in my bra?!
Last weekend a group of some of my favorite ladies decided to go on a boat tour… a three-hour tour… ya I think you’re beginning to get the idea of the horror that could possibly follow. BUT before we left we had to … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged boat, Friends, funny, hiding, Humor, ladies, life, liquer, mini bottles, secret, security, southern accent, story
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Another Friendship Dies Because of Boy Bands
Posted in Facebook/IM Dialogue, Humor
Tagged 90's, 98 Degrees, Backstreet Boys, Boy Band, co-worker, funny, Humor, iming, jam, life, N'Sync, radio, return of innocence, Spotify, Tif, work
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There Is No We In Baby
Hubby: I think we should have babies. Me: *SNORT* *COUGH* *COUGH* Hubby: You okay there babe? Me: Gin and Tonic… up nose… *gasp*… give me a second. Hubby: ok Me: Phew, okay I think I’m good, now what were you … Continue reading
Marriage means NOT saying the first thing that comes to mind
Yesterday Hubby and I were driving to get some delicious FroYo. Me: But babe I LOVE gummy bears, it’s really mean that you wont let me get gummy bears on my FroYo. Hubby: Those gummy bears are stale! Me: SO!?! That’s the way I like … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged advertising, conspiracy, Driving, food, froyo, fun, funny, Humor, life, marriage, photography, photos, toppings
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Everything Wants To Kill Me!
Posted in Facebook/IM Dialogue, Humor
Tagged chair, co-workers, death, Fashion, Humor, IM, life, necklace, sad, work
6 Comments
That’s What You Get For Being A Slow Wisher
Posted in Facebook/IM Dialogue, Humor
Tagged books, facebook, Friends, funny, harry potter, Humor, life, money, movies, Ryan Reynolds
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It wasn’t me… IT WAS THE APPLE!
Once again I have completed the awesomely, amazing Portland to Coast Relay. It’s a 2 day relay covering over 160 miles involving 2 vans and 6 girls in each van. I do this every year with the lovely ladies of … Continue reading
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