Tag Archives: life
Shakespeare, getting you laid since 1592
I’m currently obsessed with all things Shakespearean, thanks to David Tennant aka Dr Who and Catherine Tate aka Donna, who star in a new adaptation of Much Ado About Nothing. People if you didn’t recognize any of those names… well … Continue reading
Finally! I’m not the dumbest person in this relationship!
Don’t get me wrong with the title, I’m not dumb… it’s just, sometimes I will say something that will make me pause and wonder how I’m able to put pants on in the morning. But not this time! Hubby finally … Continue reading
It’s like torture… but without the torture…
Could NOT get to sleep last night. My mind took that opportunity to wander all over the fraking place. 1:26am… wide awake… fanfreakingtastic… 1:35am… look at hubby sleeping soundly… that’s so fucking annoying… 1:36am… is he snoring!?! Oh come on! … Continue reading
You’ve destroyed a friendship… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Okay! I’m starting to get death threats, so I will now tell the story of Ashley’s Awesomely Evil Surprise Birthday… but first, BACK STORY!… shut up, every great story needs back up. February – Ashley announces she wants to have her 30th … Continue reading
I give you… THE EVIDENCE!!!
Woke up this morning and before I even had a chance to make the elixir of life aka coffee, I stepped on something disturbing on our living room floor… and this time, it wasn’t CIA Cat’s fault. I quickly emailed … Continue reading
The only person that can hurt me, is me… seriously.
I’m not being all Freudian with that title, I’m just speaking the truth, the hard truth, the hard truth I learned this weekend. Started when Hubby and I went to Costco… on a Sunday… during snack time… while it was … Continue reading
Dude… why is my bowl wet and the toilet still broken?
So my gal pal Lynn and I were on our daily lunch walk around the downtown escalade. Lynn: My toilet’s really broken now. Me:… oh… okay, shouldn’t you call someone about that? Lynn: Well it was kind of broken before, but … Continue reading
Getting to know you, getting to know all about… HOLY SH%&!
So Hubby and I have been in our apartment for about 2 months now and I’m making a point to get to know all of our neighbors. Me: Babe, I just met our neighbors Mark and Carl, I think they’re … Continue reading
