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Shakespeare, getting you laid since 1592

I’m currently obsessed with all things Shakespearean, thanks to David Tennant aka Dr Who and Catherine Tate aka Donna, who star in a new adaptation of Much Ado About Nothing. People if you didn’t recognize any of those names… well … Continue reading

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Finally! I’m not the dumbest person in this relationship!

Don’t get me wrong with the title, I’m not dumb… it’s just, sometimes I will say something that will make me pause and wonder how I’m able to put pants on in the morning. But not this time! Hubby finally … Continue reading

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It’s like torture… but without the torture…

Could NOT get to sleep last night. My mind took that opportunity to wander all over the fraking place. 1:26am… wide awake… fanfreakingtastic… 1:35am… look at hubby sleeping soundly… that’s so fucking annoying… 1:36am… is he snoring!?! Oh come on! … Continue reading

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Icebergs, they’ll make an ass out of me and… well me again.

I was reading some of my old blog postings and I realized something rather shocking… I’m an ass. There have been several blogs I’ve posted that I’ve hinted to an awesome follow up story, but have NEVER followed up… what … Continue reading

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THE HORROR…

Sitting at my desk… reach up to brush away a stray hair on my chin… but it won’t brush away… because it’s attached… TO MY CHIN… correction… to the MOLE on my chin… WHEN DID I GET A MOLE!??! FUCK … Continue reading

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You’ve destroyed a friendship… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Okay! I’m starting to get death threats, so I will now tell the story of Ashley’s Awesomely Evil Surprise Birthday… but first, BACK STORY!… shut up, every great story needs back up. February – Ashley announces she wants to have her 30th … Continue reading

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I give you… THE EVIDENCE!!!

Woke up this morning and before I even had a chance to make the elixir of life aka coffee, I stepped on something disturbing on our living room floor… and this time, it wasn’t CIA Cat’s fault. I quickly emailed … Continue reading

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The only person that can hurt me, is me… seriously.

I’m not being all Freudian with that title, I’m just speaking the truth, the hard truth, the hard truth I learned this weekend. Started when Hubby and I went to Costco… on a Sunday… during snack time… while it was … Continue reading

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Dude… why is my bowl wet and the toilet still broken?

So my gal pal Lynn and I were on our daily lunch walk around the downtown escalade. Lynn: My toilet’s really broken now. Me:… oh… okay, shouldn’t you call someone about that? Lynn: Well it was kind of broken before, but … Continue reading

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Getting to know you, getting to know all about… HOLY SH%&!

So Hubby and I have been in our apartment for about 2 months now and I’m making a point to get to know all of our neighbors. Me: Babe, I just met our neighbors Mark and Carl, I think they’re … Continue reading

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