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Make it so!
Me: BABE!BABE!BABE! Come see the new header for my blog! See, it has me, and Orko, and CIA Cat, and YOU! Hubby:… that’s not me. Me: No, no it’s not. But that’s why it says dot dot dot not really. … Continue reading
The End is Near!… time to exercise.
Hubby and I are hard-core surfers… channel surfers that is. We will not stay on a channel longer then 2 seconds before moving on to something else. This could drive some couples mad, but Hubby and I have set up … Continue reading
Webcams, there to show your shame… or your puppies…
Orko has started going to doggy day care… SHUT UP,IT’S ONLY ONCE A WEEK!!!! … sorry… I used to make fun of people who took their dogs to doggy day care and now that I’m one of them, I constantly … Continue reading
Don’t panic, that’s just his penis
Okay the title totally gives away the punch line of the story of my stupidity, but I don’t care, cause it’s funny. So story time, Orko is the first puppy I’ve ever owned. So I’m constantly learning knew things about him. 1. … Continue reading
This war will never end, because I’m a dumbass.
So CIA Cat and new puppy Orko are still not getting along. Well that’s not entirely true. Orko wants to get along with CIA Cat, but everytime he tries (by bringing her his favorite toy or treat) she will slap … Continue reading
I have a puppy now so posting on my blog is low on the list, but above laundry. So I’m posting… dirty.
I know it’s been a long time since my last post but DUDE! Having a puppy, is like having a baby! Shut up all my mother friends out there!! At least you can put diapers on yours… not that I didn’t … Continue reading
Sometimes You Just Have to Throw the Penis Out
Trust me, this will all make sense soon. Hubby: I got Orko a present! Me: YAY!… what is that? Hubby: It’s a bull stick. Me: okay? Hubby: A bull stick, it’s a dried out bulls penis. Me: EYW! BABE! GROSS! Hubby: Oh … Continue reading
Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink…
I love our new puppy Orko. Hubby loves Orko. Our family loves Orko. All our friends love Orko. CIA Cat is plotting Orko’s death. But the good news is that Orko’s on to CIA Cat’s evil plan and makes it a … Continue reading
The Bloggess Would Have Been So Proud!
Hubby: What’s that? Me: Dude, I have like a million things in front of me, so you’re really gonna need to narrow that down. Hubby: What you just pulled out of the grocery bag. Me: An umbrella? Hubby: You bought … Continue reading
Aaahhhhh Yes, I’ve Always Been This Funny
So my parents are retiring to the country and are clearing out some of the “clutter” in their life. And apparently my GENIUS is considered clutter. My mother sent me a box of random Mona things. It contained old yearbooks, … Continue reading
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