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Cancer Free!! And only slightly Voldemort like…
Well it’s done! I had my MOHs surgery and all the cancer is gone from my nose!! For those of you that don’t know, M.O.H.s stands for MOTHERFUCKER WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HAPPENED TO MY NOSE!?!?!… or something like that. As … Continue reading
Emma Stone, Spice Girls, and Your Dog Pooping on Your Pillow… it’s that kind of Friday.
So my good friend Emma is a HUGE Spice Girls Fan… seriously… she will lose her shit the minute a Spice Girl song comes on. Doesn’t matter where we are, it could be at a club, in a car, at … Continue reading
The Puppuccino… IT’S REAL!!!!
So like every other woman in the world, YES, I’m using ‘world’ now as I’m absolutely positive that every woman in the world…. is on Pinterest. I have the following image on my Pinterest page titled “I’M TOTALLY GOING TO … Continue reading
Doing Taxes Together aka Don’t Make Me Divorce You!
Hubby hates tax time, like every other American… (sad side note, I was gonna put “Hubby hates tax time like everyone in the world”, but then I wasn’t sure if other countries have taxes, but then I was like of … Continue reading
I did a bad thing and now Karma is gonna make me pee my pants.
My adorkable pup, Orko, and I hit the trails early Sunday morning. I was testing out this new leash I got him, it came with a belt for me, so I can walk him with out having my arm yanked … Continue reading
It’s my Skin Cancer and I’ll laugh if I want to!!!
Probably the most shocking thing that I’ve learned from getting skin cancer is people DO NOT want you to joke about it, or laugh about it, or declare that this is how you get insurance to cover your nose job. … Continue reading
Just when you thought skin cancer was the worst thing to happen to you.
You all know Sheri, my bestie who chose me over a wine snob and nearly got us kicked out of our favorite bar for making me scream chlamydia. Well she’s back, and proving to me, on Facebook, that there are … Continue reading
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Thirty minutes after finding out I have skin cancer, Hubby discovers the cure to Cancer!
1:15pm – Hubby and I are on the phone discussing the procedure. Hubby: I don’t understand, why are they cutting you? Me: So they can find how deep the cancer goes. Hubby: That’s crazy! They have to have a machine … Continue reading
If you thought I swore too much last time…
Well per my past blog, they found some skin cancer on my nose. No biggie, they just sliced a bit, burned the hell out of the surrounding area, and called it good… but. I fucking hate buts. I get a call … Continue reading
I’m high on grass… literally
So we’re all about getting healthy at work, and to help us on our path to nutrition nirvana, our trainer ,Jake, came in today to make us some wheat grass shots. Not just any wheat grass shots, his “special” wheat … Continue reading
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