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What do you do after getting skin cancer and having reconstructive surgery… GO BUY A FUCKING CONVERTIBLE… SCREW YOU SUN!!!

Posted on July 10, 2014 by But That's For Another Blog

Ya… so my nose is still healing after having plastic surgery to cover the hole that my skin cancer removal left… and I just bought a convertible… SHUT UP! I know what you’re thinking… oh and did I forget to … Continue reading →

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American Express and US Airways… WHY YOU NO WORK TOGETHER!?!?

Posted on June 17, 2014 by But That's For Another Blog

I just had the most amazing 3 way phone conversation with 2 woman that wanted to KILL each other, and it wasn’t a hi-techy 3 way with one phone, no I did it old school with 2 phones! One on the right … Continue reading →

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The Sky is Falling, Save the Dog!!

Posted on June 13, 2014 by But That's For Another Blog

Hubby: I made it to LA, how’s everything there? Me: I. Almost. Died. Hubby: Ofcourse you did. Me: I’m serious! Hubby: Oh I know, trust me after almost 20 years of being with you, when you say you almost died … Continue reading →

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Hair… WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME!?!?!?

Posted on May 5, 2014 by But That's For Another Blog

I came to a startling realization this morning when I pulled a neon pink hair off my sweater. Me: OH MY GOD! Hubby: What!?! Me: You could be cheating on me right now and I would have NO CLUE!!! Hubby: what … Continue reading →

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Say Goodbye to Cancer Hole!

Posted on April 17, 2014 by But That's For Another Blog

So I had my plastic surgery consultation last week to cover up my cancer hole, and I was 100% excited and 0% nervous… well 70% excited and 30% nervous… no let’s go 80% excited and 20% nervous. I was nervous because … Continue reading →

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Thank You for Getting Cancer!!… and now Hubby is going to divorce me…

Posted on April 15, 2014 by But That's For Another Blog

So I had promised Hubby that I would not blog about this next thing… that I’m about to blog about… I’M SORRY!! BUT IT’S SO AWESOMELY FUNNY!!!! So before I was going in for my skin cancer procedure, the MOHs or … Continue reading →

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Cancer pity no longer has a hold on Hubby… dammit

Posted on April 7, 2014 by But That's For Another Blog

Hubby: That was it! Me: What? What was it?? Hubby: That was the last “But babe, I had Cancer” you get to use! Me: WHAT!? Hubby: I’m sorry, but you have grossly misused your cancer excuse. Me: I’ve only used … Continue reading →

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Cancer hole, not as awe inspiring as you thought it would be…

Posted on April 6, 2014 by But That's For Another Blog

So 3 days after all the Cancer was removed from my nose, I finally worked up the courage to show Hubby the horror that is… My Cancer Hole. Hubby: That’s it? Me: What do you mean “that’s it”!?!? Hubby: I … Continue reading →

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Cancer Free!! And only slightly Voldemort like…

Posted on April 4, 2014 by But That's For Another Blog

Well it’s done!  I had my MOHs surgery and all the cancer is gone from my nose!! For those of you that don’t know, M.O.H.s stands for MOTHERFUCKER WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HAPPENED TO MY NOSE!?!?!… or something like that. As … Continue reading →

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Emma Stone, Spice Girls, and Your Dog Pooping on Your Pillow… it’s that kind of Friday.

Posted on March 21, 2014 by But That's For Another Blog

So my good friend Emma is a HUGE Spice Girls Fan… seriously… she will lose her shit the minute a Spice Girl song comes on.  Doesn’t matter where we are, it could be at a club, in a car, at … Continue reading →

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